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Psssh! Am I right?

More like BOREge Washington, right? I mean, more like LAMES Monroe! You know what I'm saying? I mean, more like Andrew HACKson! Get it? Like, I mean, like, more like YAWN Tyler! Or James K. JOKE! Right folks? More like Zachary GAYlor. You know what I'm saying? It's like, like James PUKE-cannon! And his successor, Abraham STINKON, right folks? I mean, like, more like James A. BARField! And Grover SKEEVEland, you know what I'm sayin? Fwah! I mean, more like Theodore BLOWSevelt! Am I right, folks, or was it Calvn BLEW-lidge! OR, you know, totally Dwight D. LIESenhower!

I can't wait until I grow up and there will be a Gawker in the world.

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oilyrags
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
More like William Howard Holyfuckyougottahugeass, am I right?

wait, I'm not sure I did that correctly.
bing_crosby
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
can't resist
you mean William Henry EMBARRison.
oilyrags
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
Re: can't resist
Nah, I'm talking about the guy who was president between Woodrow WilSCUM and Warren G HARD-ON
shekb
Jun. 18th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
Re: can't resist
No, you're thinking of the guy after Feelawhore Belowthebelt.

That fucking sucked.
roseyv
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
I KNOW, right!??
I mean it's like, yeah! Martin Van Buren. More like ... Martin Van BORIN'

Right?!!
roseyv
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Or like, like James Madison?!? I don't think so! Looks more like James BLAH-dison to me!
roseyv
Jun. 18th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
ooh, crap. there's worms in my fridge. yuck.
ludickid
Jun. 18th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
And his wife, DULL-y!
roseyv
Jun. 18th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!!
also_huey
Jun. 18th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
Help Wanted: Haters
pr1ss
Jun. 18th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
Best post NEVER. I mean, this entry will go down in DISSEDstory. It literally made me GAFF out loud! I'm not talkin' just giggle, this was a full-blown SCOFF-LAW.
flying_blind
Jun. 19th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
More like Lyndon JOHNSON, you know?
deanarae
Jun. 19th, 2008 12:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, and George BUSH, right? Oh. Wait a minute...
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