Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Psssh! Am I right?

More like BOREge Washington, right? I mean, more like LAMES Monroe! You know what I'm saying? I mean, more like Andrew HACKson! Get it? Like, I mean, like, more like YAWN Tyler! Or James K. JOKE! Right folks? More like Zachary GAYlor. You know what I'm saying? It's like, like James PUKE-cannon! And his successor, Abraham STINKON, right folks? I mean, like, more like James A. BARField! And Grover SKEEVEland, you know what I'm sayin? Fwah! I mean, more like Theodore BLOWSevelt! Am I right, folks, or was it Calvn BLEW-lidge! OR, you know, totally Dwight D. LIESenhower!

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