Author/CIA agent Philip Agee or Transcendental Meditation guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?
Country crooner Eddy Arnold or special effects wizard Stan Winston?
Apple Corps bossman Neil Aspinall, or nervy character actor Richard Widmark?
Unstable celebrity offspring Christian Brando, or crooked financier Robert Vesco?
Unfortunate ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert, or wasp-waisted horror hostess Vampira?
Conservative blatherer William F. Buckley, or indie rapper Camu Tao?
Actress/dancer/vamp Cyd Charisse, or "Davey and Goliath" mastermind Dick Sutcliffe?
Groundbreaking comic George Carlin, or Indonesian dictator Suharto?
Sci-fi novelist/visionary Arthur C. Clarke, or the Kingston Trio's John Stewart?
Popeye's Chicken kingpin Al Copeland, or "Rocketeer" creator Dave Stevens?
"Star Trek" theme music composer Alexander Courage, or Beatles recording engineer Norman "Hurricane" Smith?
Detective novelist/presidential daughter Margaret Truman Daniel, or "Jaws" star Roy Scheider?
Blacklisted noir director Jules Dassin, or fashion designer Yves St. Laurent?
Blues-rock pioneer Bo Diddley, or TV politico Tim Russert?
Krautrock drummer Klaus Dinger, or avant-garde author Alain Robbe-Grillet?
Hapless "Hogan's Heroes" actor Ivan Dixon, or hapless "Ghost World" actor Brad Renfro?
Jamaican disc jockey Mikey Dread, or British porn impresario Paul Raymond?
"Mad" magazine illustrator Will Elder, or neo-Dadaist Robert Rauschenberg?
Chess genius/madman Bobby Fischer, or Cambodian photojournalist Dith Pran?
"Flashman" author George MacDonald Fraser, or "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" director Sydney Pollack?
"Howard the Duck" creator Steve Gerber, or "Newhart" actress Suzanne Pleshette?
Jamaican reggae producer Joe Gibbs, or "English Patient" director Anthony Minghella?
D&D creator E. Gary Gygax, or Band of Gypsies drummer Buddy Miles?
Soundtrack composer Earle Hagen, or sportscaster Jim McKay?
Blind jazz/blues guitarist Jeff Healey, or bop organist Jimmy McGriff?
Macho actor Charlton Heston or weaselly "Laugh-In" host Dick Martin?
Everest climber Sir Edmund Hillary, or legendary jazz producer Teo Macero?
LSD inventor Albert Hoffman, or chaos theory inventor Edward Lorenz?
Japanese director Kon Ichikawa or American mass murderer John List?
Carter chief of staff Hamilton Jordan, or Batman chief of villains Heath Ledger?
Rock poster artist Alton Kelley, or Democratic senator Tom Lantos?
Hula-hoop/Frisbee inventor Richard Knerr, or comic actor Harvey Korman?