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Monday Death Poll

I was pretty bummed out this morning at the news of George Carlin's death, so I'm dealing with my grief the way I usually do: by forcing you, the reader, to quantify the unquantifiable. Today begins a "First Half of 2008 Celebrity Death Deathmatch", where you are compelled to subject to internet pedantry which famous person's demise in the first six months of this year affected you the most! By whatever criteria you think is best, pick one in each showdown, and tomorrow we'll move on to the next round of SUMMER GRIEF-FEST!


Poll #1209610 Dead People Deathmatch!

Author/CIA agent Philip Agee or Transcendental Meditation guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?

Agee
10(17.5%)
Yogi
20(35.1%)
pass
27(47.4%)

Country crooner Eddy Arnold or special effects wizard Stan Winston?

Arnold
11(19.3%)
Winston
38(66.7%)
pass
8(14.0%)

Apple Corps bossman Neil Aspinall, or nervy character actor Richard Widmark?

Aspinall
10(17.9%)
Widmark
29(51.8%)
pass
17(30.4%)

Unstable celebrity offspring Christian Brando, or crooked financier Robert Vesco?

Brando
19(33.3%)
Vesco
6(10.5%)
passo
32(56.1%)

Unfortunate ABBA drummer Ola Brunkert, or wasp-waisted horror hostess Vampira?

Brunkert
7(12.3%)
Vampira
44(77.2%)
pass
6(10.5%)

Conservative blatherer William F. Buckley, or indie rapper Camu Tao?

Buckley
21(37.5%)
Tao
19(33.9%)
pass
16(28.6%)

Actress/dancer/vamp Cyd Charisse, or "Davey and Goliath" mastermind Dick Sutcliffe?

Charisse
38(70.4%)
Sutcliffe
16(29.6%)

Groundbreaking comic George Carlin, or Indonesian dictator Suharto?

Carlin
53(94.6%)
Suharto
3(5.4%)
pass
0(0.0%)

Sci-fi novelist/visionary Arthur C. Clarke, or the Kingston Trio's John Stewart?

Clarke
46(80.7%)
Stewart
7(12.3%)
pass
4(7.0%)

Popeye's Chicken kingpin Al Copeland, or "Rocketeer" creator Dave Stevens?

Copeland
11(19.3%)
Stevens
31(54.4%)
pass
15(26.3%)

"Star Trek" theme music composer Alexander Courage, or Beatles recording engineer Norman "Hurricane" Smith?

Courage
17(29.8%)
Smith
26(45.6%)
pass
14(24.6%)

Detective novelist/presidential daughter Margaret Truman Daniel, or "Jaws" star Roy Scheider?

Daniel
5(8.8%)
Scheider
43(75.4%)
pass
9(15.8%)

Blacklisted noir director Jules Dassin, or fashion designer Yves St. Laurent?

Dassin
30(52.6%)
St. Laurent
19(33.3%)
déclin
8(14.0%)

Blues-rock pioneer Bo Diddley, or TV politico Tim Russert?

Diddley
41(71.9%)
Russert
14(24.6%)
pass
2(3.5%)

Krautrock drummer Klaus Dinger, or avant-garde author Alain Robbe-Grillet?

Dinger
12(21.8%)
Robbe-Grillet
13(23.6%)
pass
30(54.5%)

Hapless "Hogan's Heroes" actor Ivan Dixon, or hapless "Ghost World" actor Brad Renfro?

Dixon
13(22.8%)
Renfro
28(49.1%)
pass
16(28.1%)

Jamaican disc jockey Mikey Dread, or British porn impresario Paul Raymond?

Dread
20(35.7%)
Raymond
6(10.7%)
pass
30(53.6%)

"Mad" magazine illustrator Will Elder, or neo-Dadaist Robert Rauschenberg?

Elder
31(55.4%)
Rauschenberg
18(32.1%)
pass
7(12.5%)

Chess genius/madman Bobby Fischer, or Cambodian photojournalist Dith Pran?

Fischer
24(42.1%)
Pran
26(45.6%)
pass
7(12.3%)

"Flashman" author George MacDonald Fraser, or "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" director Sydney Pollack?

Fraser
7(12.3%)
Pollack
43(75.4%)
pass
7(12.3%)

"Howard the Duck" creator Steve Gerber, or "Newhart" actress Suzanne Pleshette?

Gerber
28(49.1%)
Pleshette
23(40.4%)
pass
6(10.5%)

Jamaican reggae producer Joe Gibbs, or "English Patient" director Anthony Minghella?

Gibbs
19(35.8%)
Minghella
21(39.6%)
pass
13(24.5%)

D&D creator E. Gary Gygax, or Band of Gypsies drummer Buddy Miles?

Gygax
40(70.2%)
Miles
11(19.3%)
pass
6(10.5%)

Soundtrack composer Earle Hagen, or sportscaster Jim McKay?

Hagen
16(29.1%)
McKay
14(25.5%)
pass
25(45.5%)

Blind jazz/blues guitarist Jeff Healey, or bop organist Jimmy McGriff?

Healey
29(51.8%)
McGriff
13(23.2%)
pass
14(25.0%)

Macho actor Charlton Heston or weaselly "Laugh-In" host Dick Martin?

Heston
23(41.1%)
Martin
29(51.8%)
pass
4(7.1%)

Everest climber Sir Edmund Hillary, or legendary jazz producer Teo Macero?

Hillary
34(60.7%)
Macero
15(26.8%)
pass
7(12.5%)

LSD inventor Albert Hoffman, or chaos theory inventor Edward Lorenz?

Hoffman
32(58.2%)
Lorenz
17(30.9%)
pass
6(10.9%)

Japanese director Kon Ichikawa or American mass murderer John List?

Ichikawa
29(51.8%)
List
2(3.6%)
pass
25(44.6%)

Carter chief of staff Hamilton Jordan, or Batman chief of villains Heath Ledger?

Jordan
8(14.3%)
Ledger
41(73.2%)
pass
7(12.5%)

Rock poster artist Alton Kelley, or Democratic senator Tom Lantos?

Kelley
16(28.6%)
Lantos
13(23.2%)
pass
27(48.2%)

Hula-hoop/Frisbee inventor Richard Knerr, or comic actor Harvey Korman?

Knerr
11(19.6%)
Korman
42(75.0%)
pass
3(5.4%)
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