Beatles spirit guide the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, or Mr. Roboto designer Stan Winston?
"Night and the City"'s Richard Widmark, or manslaughter's Christian Brando?
"Plan 9 from Outer Space"'s Vampira, or "Plan 1 for Nicaragua"'s William F. Buckley?
Early dirty dancer Cyd Charisse, or seven-dirty-wordser George Carlin?
Futurist Arthur C. Clarke, or cheesecake artist Dave Stevens?
Fab Four recordist Hurricane Smith, or scenery-chewist Roy Scheider?
"Night and the City" director Jules Dassin, or "Who Do You Love" performer Bo Diddley?
"Last Year at Marienbad"'s Alain Robbe-Grillet, or "Bully"'s Brad Renfro?
"Dread at the Controls" Mikey Dread, or "Little Annie Fannie" Will Elder?
Killing fields survivor Dith Pran, or "Out of Africa" director Sydney Pollack?
Steve "Giant-Size Man-Thing" Gerber, or Anthony "Truly, Madly, Deeply" Minghella?
20-sided dice huckster E. Gary Gygax, or "Mod Squad" composer Earle Hagen?
Sightless musician Jeff Healey, or edgeless comedian Dick Martin?
Climbing trip advocate Sir Edmund Hillary, or acid trip facilitator Albert Hoffman?
"Tokyo Olympiad"'s Kon Ichikawa, or "A Knight's Tale"'s Heath Ledger?
Hippie artiste Alton Kelley, or Harvey "That's HEDLEY!" Korman?