Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

...And You Will Know Us By Our Leap Off The Top Rope

So I've decided at last to go into the world of professional wrestling. I've decided on a heel turn, a persona ("The Hipster", a music geek gone bad), and a uniform (same as all the other wrestlers, but I would wear it ironically).

Now all I have to do is figure out my finishing move. Here's what I got so far:

- Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Punching Your Face

- Taking Tiger Mountain (By Suplexes)

- 3 Feet High and Legdropping

- Double Knuckles on the Spine

- Stretch: The Submission Agenda

- The Velvet Underground & Knee Blow

- Enter the Wu-Hang: 36 Chokeholds

- Fold Your Hands Child You Chop Like a Pissant

- It Takes a Nation of Millions to Torture Rack

- Kind of Bruised

What do you think?
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