Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Not Just Another Twit

Boy, this upcoming trip to Los Angeles is going to be ridiculous. Never in my freelance life has an interview subject put so many conditions on the gig, and I'm slightly menaced by the claim that his "people" will be traveling with us during the interview. If I go to prison, remember me as a man who murdered freely and had razor-sharp teeth lining his buttocks.

In other news, you may recall that a while back, much e-hay was made over the fact that representatives of John McCain and Barack Obama had a debate over Twitter. I don't see what the big deal is; George W. Bush has been doing this since 2006.

# 09:36AM: i had grafefruit and English muffins for breakfast. The english are our stonch allies
# 10:10AM: time for my workout
# 10:30AM: i need a drink just kidding j/k
# 11:17AM: did you know condi rice lives with another lady? I wonder if they ever maek out
# 11:22AM: shower time
# 12:41PM: meet w/mike ledeen to discuss iran invasion
# 12:57PM: i showed ledeen my tshirt with a missile going up the ayatollahs but, he said he saw it already
# 1:46PM: im bored
# 2:28PM: took a dump then thought about legacy for a while
# 3:14PM: oh ross will whats her name ever love you
# 5:24PM: shit the wife is home I better look busy
# 7:22PM: lose 4,765th consecutive game of minesweeper
# 8:14PM: jennas husband called me again wanting a job, note to self: find out what justice dept is
# 9:22AM: time for my workout
# 10:47PM: thought about legacy for a while then took a dump
# 11:01PM: SHIT DEAN THEYRE CLOSING THE PINCER WE GOTTA BREAK OUT WHERE IS DEAN WITH THE TANK FUCK
# 11:03PM: i swear to god if dean isn't an american citizen
# 11:52PM: dinner: pickle juice and a lung steak
# 12:04PM: another day without a terror attack, I win again
# 12:24PM: oh maddie will you and that bald guy ever do it
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