Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

We used poisonous gasses

For those of you who need closure on that poll, whoever you hate the most won. Now let's move on to more important matters.

I am filled with questions about this article. First, and most obviously, there are those who are going to look a the headline and think, man, can you believe that in only 40 years, we can have sex with robots? And then there are those who are going to look at that headline and think, shit, 40 goddamn years before we can have sex with robots? Guess which camp I fall into.

Additionally, check out the robots for some fun double standard action. The girl robots are total sexpot body2hotties, while the guy robot is a flat-faced melvin. Pretty much any woman on Earth could nail a guy like that just by walking past a MicroCenter in a tube top. Why would you want a sex robot that looked like that? Obviously, the sex robot designers are all dudes and they are worried about being jealous of their own creations. I bet he has a tiny little robo-crank, too.

Then there's this:

"If you want to, you can have a robot that is completely faithful, or you can have a robot that is programmed to be completely faithful so long as you're completely faithful, or a robot that strays every now and again. It just depends on what you want."

Okay, I'm no expert on the human heart, but WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT A SEX ROBOT THAT'S GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU? How self-loathing can you possibly be? Folks, I hate myself more than pretty much anyone in the world, and even I am not going to shell out fifty grand for a sex robot who thinks I'm not good enough for her.
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