Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Pumping those legs all the way through

Do you know why I think this is so funny? Because I am nine, that's why. I am nine years old.

And, I mean, even beyond the name, it's like the news stringer deliberately wrote this for maximum juvenile hilarity:

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled way up, way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.


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