Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Are congratulations are in order?

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

* Congratulations on the reduced sentence!

* Congratulations! I heard the DNA test said it's not your kid!

* Hey, congratulations on your wife dying, man. I know you didn't really love her anymore.

* Congratulations on the successful bankruptcy filing!

* Aw, congratulations, honey! Today, you're a woman!

* Wow, your son got a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor! Congratulations!

* Congratulations, folks! You've been approved for that second mortgage!

* So it turns out it's just kidney disease, and not cancer? That's great! Congratulations!

* You just killed the last silverback gorilla in existence! Congratulations!

* Congratulations on nailing that 14-year-old.

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