Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Are congratulations are in order?

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

* Congratulations on the reduced sentence!

* Congratulations! I heard the DNA test said it's not your kid!

* Hey, congratulations on your wife dying, man. I know you didn't really love her anymore.

* Congratulations on the successful bankruptcy filing!

* Aw, congratulations, honey! Today, you're a woman!

* Wow, your son got a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor! Congratulations!

* Congratulations, folks! You've been approved for that second mortgage!

* So it turns out it's just kidney disease, and not cancer? That's great! Congratulations!

* You just killed the last silverback gorilla in existence! Congratulations!

* Congratulations on nailing that 14-year-old.

  • The Party of What People?

    This will be my last entry of 2016.  Next year will begin, barring some unexpected act of fate, with the ascension to the presidency of Donald…

  • Anno Terribilis

    2016, the little year that absolutely could not, is almost over, and with the exception of people for whom it was a raging success —…

  • Shalom and the Jewish Jesus

    Shalom Auslander got the best possible start on having a sickly fatalistic sense of humor:  he was a miserable Jew from the day he was born. As…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.