Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I may not be Garry Kasparov, baby, but at least I'm drunk

Oh, Tanqueray Rangpur distilled gin mixed with lemonade, thank you for being you. You are quirky and possibly insane, but strangely appealing, much like the singer from CocoRosie. I think i will have another of you.

POST SCRIPT: This photograph of Kelly Clarkson eating a frankfurter instills within me a wide variety of feelings, many of them in opposition to one another.
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  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

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    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

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