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Oh, Tanqueray Rangpur distilled gin mixed with lemonade, thank you for being you. You are quirky and possibly insane, but strangely appealing, much like the singer from CocoRosie. I think i will have another of you.

POST SCRIPT: This photograph of Kelly Clarkson eating a frankfurter instills within me a wide variety of feelings, many of them in opposition to one another.

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zulkey
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
pour me one of those

I was thinking about making pimms cups this weekend. think it'll be horrible if I just buy some simple syrup or I gotta do this bitch from scratch?
ludickid
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
Cheers in ya ears, my nora



And fuck makin' yown simple sizzurp, what are you supposed to be Martha Wine Steward? Just buy them shits
bing_crosby
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
you are aware that simple syrup = sugar and water in the microwave, right?
zulkey
Jul. 11th, 2008 04:20 am (UTC)
yes but I have to make like a million things that day in a short period of time.
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ludickid
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
The fuck you say, it comes up for me.

Well, here, this will work. Don't say I ne'er did aught for you.
thaitea
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
those pictures of her frolicking in the surf in a bikini are alarming.
ludickid
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
You know, I hate to say this, but I have no opinion on those. I am way too fixated on the picture of her eating a hot dog on the beach with tiny little ketchup bottles at her feet.
thaitea
Jul. 11th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
My goodness, those ketchup bottles are squat, aren't they?
semibold
Jul. 11th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
and how many little ketchup bottles do you need?
roseyv
Jul. 11th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
One night in an extremely rare display of “man, I </i> really </i> want a drink right now,” I attempted to mix Bombay Sapphire (the only alcohol I had in the house) with pink-lemonade flavor Crystal Light (the only thing vaguely resembling a mixer I had in the house).

I don’t recommend it.

Your thing on the other hand? I wish I didn’t have non-alcoholic plans after work so I could go and have me one tonight.
feisty_robot
Jul. 11th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
If you're in a summertime drinkin' mood (and who isn't?), I can't recommend a Moscow Mule highly enough:

* One part vodka
* One part lime juice
* 2 parts ginger beer

Plus maybe a dash of bitters if you're feelin' all fancy. Shit goes down smoove. If you're like me, you will while away a sunny afternoon drinking these things then stagger into the house, unexpectedly hammered, and watch kung-fu movies until you pass out at 9pm. Fun!
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