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Today is calamityjon's birthday! I guess this is as good a time as any to say that I've injected him with a poison that will kill him within 24 hours unless he can find the antidote, which I have hidden in a cunning location.

I'm sorry! It was one of those situations where you can't think of a good present, and it got to be the last minute.

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manningkrull
Jul. 15th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday Calamity Jon! I have vacated your nation as a gift to you!
calamityjon
Jul. 15th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
I hope you cleaned up your messes beforehand. I don't want to get to Idaho and find a puddle of Kool-Aid on the counter.
calamityjake
Jul. 15th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
I forgot to get him anything, can I go halfsies on your present?
calamityjon
Jul. 15th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
Considering the number of people who probably want me dead, you could go four-hundredsies ...
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