Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Return of the Monday Poll

Take as needed for pain.

Poll #1227087 Monday Poll #7,829: Goin' Ape! (Note: poll contains no apes.)

How do you do your taxes?

I do them myself
45(60.0%)
I have an accountant
5(6.7%)
I employ a tax preparer
5(6.7%)
My spouse/s.o. does them
7(9.3%)
A friend or family member does them
6(8.0%)
I don't do my taxes because I don't have any money
2(2.7%)
I don't do my taxes because I am not an American citizen
1(1.3%)
I don't do my taxes because I am a tax protester
0(0.0%)
I don't do my taxes because I am a criminal
3(4.0%)
I'm fine, thanks, and how did you know my nickname was "Yourtaxes"?
1(1.3%)

What villain should be featured in the next Batman movie?

Catwoman
15(20.3%)
Clayface
4(5.4%)
Killer Croc
5(6.8%)
Man-Bat
5(6.8%)
Mr. Freeze
4(5.4%)
Hugo Strange
6(8.1%)
The Penguin
2(2.7%)
The Riddler
11(14.9%)
Poison Ivy
5(6.8%)
Bane
1(1.4%)
Ten-Eyed Man
2(2.7%)
Tweedledum & Tweedledee
2(2.7%)
The Calculator
4(5.4%)
Mr. Polka Dot
2(2.7%)
other (see Comments)
6(8.1%)

When did THAT happen?

The other day, when you were at the store.
5(6.8%)
Just now! Dude, I can't believe you missed it!
9(12.3%)
What are you talking about? That's been there for years.
24(32.9%)
Things like that don't just HAPPEN.
15(20.5%)
It happened gradually, over all that time you took me for granted.
20(27.4%)

Check all that apply.

I am the parent of a child.
3(5.8%)
I am the grandparent of a child.
0(0.0%)
I am the uncle/aunt of a child.
12(23.1%)
I am the owner of a pet, but I talk about it as if it were a child.
12(23.1%)
I have heard "Be a Father to Your Child" by Ed O.G. & da Bulldogs.
6(11.5%)

If there was a disease named for you, what would its symptoms be?

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