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Hi! I'm bacck! Where I have I been, you fail to ask? Finishing the biggest freelance project I've ever had, for one thing. Not sleeping, for another. Dying of various diseases. The usual. I may never write anything interesting here again, but at least there will always be Monday polls.

Poll #1235006 Monday Poll Pointlessness

Sarah Silverman.

Pro
32(45.7%)
Con
17(24.3%)
Anti
8(11.4%)
"SFW"
10(14.3%)
She seems talented and attractive enough, but I have no truck with the Hebrew people
3(4.3%)

The following Slurpee flavors are acceptable:

Frozen Coke
2(2.9%)
Cherry
2(2.9%)
Blue
1(1.5%)
SnoBawls
0(0.0%)
Crystal Light Orange Pineapple Ice
0(0.0%)
Dr. Pepper
0(0.0%)
Banana
0(0.0%)
Full Throttle Frozen Fury
0(0.0%)
Green Berry Rush
0(0.0%)
Bubble Gum
0(0.0%)
Mello Yello
1(1.5%)
Blue Cherry
0(0.0%)
Monster Energy Black Ice
0(0.0%)
Shrekalicious
0(0.0%)
Slurp a what now?
8(11.8%)

Rat

shit
5(7.2%)
fucker
17(24.6%)
trap
2(2.9%)
like in a cage
2(2.9%)
you dirty
12(17.4%)
me out
0(0.0%)
i smell a
7(10.1%)
drowned
2(2.9%)
fink
20(29.0%)
Terence Tigan
2(2.9%)

My favorite vice is

sex
12(16.9%)
drugs
7(9.9%)
rock 'n' roll
4(5.6%)
liquor
7(9.9%)
pornography
4(5.6%)
gambling
1(1.4%)
smoking
1(1.4%)
gluttony
6(8.5%)
sloth
9(12.7%)
recreational bigotry
4(5.6%)
profligacy
2(2.8%)
vandalism
1(1.4%)
overuse of irony
10(14.1%)
the magazine of the same name
1(1.4%)
other (see Comments)
2(2.8%)

This poll seems more incoherent than usual, a fact for which I blame:

Comments

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tx_cronopio
Aug. 4th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
Ah, you forgot my favorite rat suffix, which is 's ass, as in, I don't give a.
roseyv
Aug. 4th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
Yes! I would have chosen that too. Or "fuck" without the "er."
caprinus
Aug. 4th, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
How about "rat's patootie"?

I had a friend who gave the frozen hindquarters of a lab rat to ...oh, who was it, Ollie North? Dan Quayle? -- during some press conference, after the target said he didn't give a rat's patootie about ...some political scandal.

You know, this comment would be a lot better if I actually remembered any of the details! But I won't spend more than 10 minutes googling "rat's patootie" and "Ollie North" and various combinations of "Portland", "student", "protest", etc. o_O
eatsoylentgreen
Aug. 4th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
rat bastard!
oilyrags
Aug. 4th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
rat POISON
hipsterdetritus
Aug. 4th, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
Rat bastard!
calamityjon
Aug. 4th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
Boomtown!
conrad_zaar
Aug. 4th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
Sarah Silverman

Why can't we have the option of "She's kinda funny I guess, but I'd really rather fuck her than listen to her comedy"?
eatsoylentgreen
Aug. 5th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
my favorite write-in response would be "sure" or "meh"
mckennl
Aug. 4th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
My favorite vice was a three-way tie between sex, gluttony and sloth but not at the same time, because that's gross.
merzbunny
Aug. 4th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
What, no "Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat, sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot, hooray, lizard shit, FUCK"? Didn't fit?
subversivegrrl
Aug. 5th, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
I have been transported back to high school.
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