Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Thug Pollster 4Life

Sorry this isn't better, folks. I'm totally exhausted.

Poll #1238776 Monday Poll: The Choicening

Do you love me now that I can dance?

yes
8(16.7%)
no
0(0.0%)
'love' is kind of a strong word
19(39.6%)
if anything, I hate you even more
4(8.3%)
you can't dance
17(35.4%)

Why did you get married?

love
6(12.5%)
sex
0(0.0%)
parental pressure
0(0.0%)
boredom
1(2.1%)
I got knocked up
0(0.0%)
presents
0(0.0%)
needed someone to go halvsies on a house
0(0.0%)
health insurance
0(0.0%)
arranged by my elders
1(2.1%)
to get U.S. citizenship
0(0.0%)
decided to take entire career off
1(2.1%)
I am not married
21(43.8%)

What's next from the Guitar Hero franchise?

Lute Hero
4(8.5%)
Bass Hero
1(2.1%)
Tambourine-Playing Girlfriend of the Singer Hero
8(17.0%)
Roadie Hero
9(19.1%)
Hopelessly Embittered Label P.R. Hag Hero
3(6.4%)
Theremin Hero
6(12.8%)
Vocoder Hero
4(8.5%)
Annoying Creepy Guy Who Offers To Let The Band Crash On His Living Room Floor Hero
7(14.9%)
Weedman Hero
3(6.4%)
Per Diem Hero
2(4.3%)

WWYD?

Clare Arnold
1(4.0%)
Susan Keats
0(0.0%)
Valerie Malone
0(0.0%)
Donna Martin-Graduates
0(0.0%)
Dylan McKay
4(16.0%)
Ray Pruitt
1(4.0%)
Colin Robbins
0(0.0%)
Steve Sanders
2(8.0%)
David Silver
0(0.0%)
Kelly Taylor
2(8.0%)
Emily Valentine
0(0.0%)
Jesse Vazquez
1(4.0%)
Brandon Walsh
2(8.0%)
Brenda Walsh
2(8.0%)
Andrea Zuckerman
0(0.0%)

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