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Poll #1244721 I take a dump on the rainbow's end

The Olympics are

exciting
6(8.8%)
entertaining
19(27.9%)
a display of pure sportsmanship
2(2.9%)
boring
12(17.6%)
over, please, God, let the answer be 'over'
29(42.6%)

My favorite kind of kryptonite is

green
17(25.4%)
red
13(19.4%)
white
2(3.0%)
jewel
1(1.5%)
gold
4(6.0%)
blue
2(3.0%)
black
2(3.0%)
X
6(9.0%)
anti-
1(1.5%)
the kind that keeps your bike locked up
19(28.4%)

Aw, he ain't nothin' but a

hillbilly dilletante
6(9.0%)
fair-weather hick
5(7.5%)
demi-clyde
4(6.0%)
faux po'-folks
1(1.5%)
well-readneck
12(17.9%)
Robert E. come lately
6(9.0%)
hayseed wannabe
4(6.0%)
undercover Yankee
7(10.4%)
Mississippi PhD.
4(6.0%)
Alabamateur
16(23.9%)
50% less tarheel
1(1.5%)
armchair Arkansan
1(1.5%)

I have belonged to the following subcultures:

horse girls
0(0.0%)
comic geeks
0(0.0%)
heshers
0(0.0%)
Young Republicans
1(1.6%)
'hipsters'
0(0.0%)
drama fags
1(1.6%)
backpackers
1(1.6%)
computer nerds
2(3.2%)
hippies
1(1.6%)
the polyamorous
0(0.0%)
goth kids
0(0.0%)
mods
0(0.0%)
rockers
0(0.0%)
mockers
2(3.2%)
gun-totin', chronic-smokin' hearse initiators
0(0.0%)

So far for me, 2008 has been all about

Comments

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hydrozoa
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
"hayseed" is my hip new way to refer to haredi jews.
ludickid
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
How often do you get a chance to use that?
hydrozoa
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
in new york city? every time i walk down the street in midtown.

the target in brooklyn is always packed with hayseedic jews too, for some reason.
lunchcat
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
I was a Young Republican but I got better.
caprinus
Aug. 19th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
Nah, you just got older!
mckennl
Aug. 19th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Red Kryptonite is THE TITS! I can't believe anyone prefers green. And you call yourself comicbook geeks.

Edited at 2008-08-19 09:48 pm (UTC)
rxgreene
Aug. 20th, 2008 12:48 am (UTC)
I might have a slgiht bias toward the green kryptonite. No clue why though...
ludickid
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
But X-Kryptonite gives superpowers to animals, which is fucking awes.
mckennl
Aug. 20th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
OK, you have me there.
hipsterdetritus
Aug. 19th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
no, I'm not one, for real, I just collect their detritus, I swear
I like how hipster is in quotes, since nobody apparently wants to admit to being one without a quick visual shorthand disclaimer. 'hipster'* might work even better.
clh22
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
I am a genuine Mississippi Ph.D.
ludickid
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
Damn, so you are...
secondperiod
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:36 am (UTC)
But dudes...White Kryptonite! It only works on plants!
feisty_robot
Aug. 20th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
Not only that it KILLS ALL PLANTLIFE. That is some motherfuckin' American-style kryptonite there.
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