1. "WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOOL SAMPLE"
2. "THE SIXTH RULE OF FART CLUB IS YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT FART CLUB, NO WAIT THAT'S THE FOURTH RULE"
3. "I THINK THIS COW IS GAY"
Also, three of you have lived in a castle, but none of you have been in prison, which is just hilarious.