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MAKE MILLIARDS WRITING THE FUNNY BOOKS

THREE REJECTED FINAL-PANEL LINES FROM MY CELEBRATED NON-ILLUSTRATED WEB COMIC, "THE ADVENTURES OF INTERNET STARRING MC BOY AND DJ AAK, OUTER SPACE NORTH KOREANS"

1. "WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOOL SAMPLE"

2. "THE SIXTH RULE OF FART CLUB IS YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT FART CLUB, NO WAIT THAT'S THE FOURTH RULE"

3. "I THINK THIS COW IS GAY"

Also, three of you have lived in a castle, but none of you have been in prison, which is just hilarious.

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roseyv
Aug. 27th, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
What's even more hilarious is that as of this morning, it's four (people who have lived in castles, apparently).
hipsterdetritus
Aug. 27th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
What if it's the castle from The Ninth Configuration?
masterninja66
Aug. 27th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
...none of you have been in prison

For more than a week.
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