Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

MAKE MILLIARDS WRITING THE FUNNY BOOKS

THREE REJECTED FINAL-PANEL LINES FROM MY CELEBRATED NON-ILLUSTRATED WEB COMIC, "THE ADVENTURES OF INTERNET STARRING MC BOY AND DJ AAK, OUTER SPACE NORTH KOREANS"

1. "WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOOL SAMPLE"

2. "THE SIXTH RULE OF FART CLUB IS YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT FART CLUB, NO WAIT THAT'S THE FOURTH RULE"

3. "I THINK THIS COW IS GAY"

Also, three of you have lived in a castle, but none of you have been in prison, which is just hilarious.
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