Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Things White People Give Birth To

Okay, I'm sorry, everyone. Clearly Sarah Palin is awesome, and this almost historical choice by the wise, forward-thinking and not at all pandering McCain campaign will give us a great chance to learn more about this awe-inspiring candidate whose total lack of foreign policy domestic lawmaking political any kind of experience is counterbalanced by her 44-year track record of vagina possession. But now that I've made my act of contrition, let's concentrate on the more important issue.

As you know, Palin likely beat out Mitt Romney for the VP seat, and in doing so, thrust his five extremely white children out of the national spotlight, to be replaced by her own five possibly even whiter ones. So America faces a choice: did McCain do the right thing? Did he provide us with the whitest possible family imaginable? YOU DECIDE!

Poll #1250226 SUPER WHITE PEOPLE SHOWDOWN

Which set of children help build strong bodies in the most ways?

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper Palin
17(54.8%)
Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben and Craig Romney
14(45.2%)
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 30 comments