Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Maybe I'll die and it'll be great

Well, the Summer of Leonard is over. I judge it a modest success. But now it fades into the misty water-colored memories of the way we were, and I will be seeing it out with a little thing I like to call "The Weekend of Sleeping".

While the rest of you chumps are barbecuing, tubing, and spending time with your families, friends, and loved ones, I will be spending what I hope will be the vast majority of the next 72 hours in bed, and possibly unconscious. I have not slept for more than an hour at a time since roughly last Wednesday, so here is a complete list of what I will be doing this weekend:

1. Sleeping.
2. Waking up, and then going back to sleep.
3. Reading comic books.
4. Changing discs in the DVD player next to my bed.
5. Going to the bathroom.

In addition, I may make an exception for the following eventualities:

1. Fire.
2. Running out of DVDs/comic books.
3. Rat attack.

Otherwise, I'm P. Sout until Tuesday morning. Don't y'all do anything stupid. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODYS
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