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Maybe I'll die and it'll be great

Well, the Summer of Leonard is over. I judge it a modest success. But now it fades into the misty water-colored memories of the way we were, and I will be seeing it out with a little thing I like to call "The Weekend of Sleeping".

While the rest of you chumps are barbecuing, tubing, and spending time with your families, friends, and loved ones, I will be spending what I hope will be the vast majority of the next 72 hours in bed, and possibly unconscious. I have not slept for more than an hour at a time since roughly last Wednesday, so here is a complete list of what I will be doing this weekend:

1. Sleeping.
2. Waking up, and then going back to sleep.
3. Reading comic books.
4. Changing discs in the DVD player next to my bed.
5. Going to the bathroom.

In addition, I may make an exception for the following eventualities:

1. Fire.
2. Running out of DVDs/comic books.
3. Rat attack.

Otherwise, I'm P. Sout until Tuesday morning. Don't y'all do anything stupid. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODYS

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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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