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Poll #1256619 Whatever Day This Is Poll

Stephen King.

OMG I LOVE STEPHEN KING SO MUCHLZ
4(4.1%)
There are things to recommend him.
62(63.9%)
He is a cancer on our culture.
8(8.2%)
Who is that? Who?
4(4.1%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
19(19.6%)

Bacon.

MMM BA-CON
68(70.8%)
I kinz takes it or I kinz leaves it.
12(12.5%)
I would not eat that in a milliard years.
6(6.2%)
I eat crap-ass 'fake' bacon because I am not a real person.
3(3.1%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
7(7.3%)

If babies tasted like bacon.

There would be a baby shortage because we would so eat them.
10(10.3%)
The babies would be safe because their AAW CUTEness would protect them despite their deliciousness.
6(6.2%)
How do we know babies DON'T taste like bacon? Especially those FAT babies.
61(62.9%)
They would be a Peter Greenaway movie.
13(13.4%)
Wait, what?
7(7.2%)

2008 election.

I will vote Obama/Biden.
67(69.1%)
I will vote McCain/Palin.
1(1.0%)
I will vote a third party.
1(1.0%)
I will not vote, but I hope Obama/Biden wins.
1(1.0%)
I will not vote, but I hope McCain/Palin wins.
0(0.0%)
I am not American, but I hope Obama/Biden wins.
17(17.5%)
I am not American, but I hope McCain Palin wins.
0(0.0%)
Who gives a blessed shit.
1(1.0%)
This question has little or nothing to do with bacon.
7(7.2%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
2(2.1%)

Why is this poll so bad? Also, why are your feelings so 'complex'? What are you, a fruit?

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slammerkinbabe
Sep. 9th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
The day after I sent my book off to SamOne I discovered, like, three dumbass mistakes (mostly minor timeline issues, but still). I have been attempting to console myself ever since with the thought that if Stephen King could publish a book in which a psychopathic kid freezes an animal to death in a freezer that is sitting in the middle of the dump and thus has no access to any power supply, and that book can be It and sell seven squillion copies, it would be pure foolishness for any agent to turn me down solely because I fucked up some timeline stuff.

So he needs a better copyeditor. But I think he's a good storyteller.
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slammerkinbabe
Sep. 9th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC)
I had to look it up on the Amazon Search Inside feature just now, but in the scene the kid keeps checking on the animals, and the first time he opens the door it says "Despite the single-number cold, it was still alive..." It survives for three days, losing energy until it eventually can't move (I would assume if it were suffocating it would be gasping for breath and freaking out when the door opened), and dies with "frozen foam" around its mouth. So it seems that King really did make that stupid of a gaffe there.
paft
Sep. 9th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
You left out another possible answer --

But babies DO taste like bacon!
ludickid
Sep. 10th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Not according to William Buehler Seabrook.
doraphilia
Sep. 9th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
that question actually has a lot to do with bacon, unfortunately.
ludickid
Sep. 10th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
Which party is more pro-bacon?
corrigami
Sep. 9th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
Your Baby of Macon reference is so obscure, I am going to have my next baby with you. Of Macon.
ludickid
Sep. 10th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
I think all "Baby of Macon" references are de facto obscure. However, I welcome your baby-making plans, and suggest that you instead have a baby of BACON, so after you're back home, we can eat it.
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corrigami
Sep. 12th, 2008 10:46 am (UTC)
I make it a point never to procreate with final bosses.
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