Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

AND NOW YOUR INEXPLICABLY HOSTILE TUESDAY (?) POLL

Sorry, gang. I've been busy. Actual content later.

Poll #1256619 Whatever Day This Is Poll

Stephen King.

OMG I LOVE STEPHEN KING SO MUCHLZ
4(4.1%)
There are things to recommend him.
62(63.9%)
He is a cancer on our culture.
8(8.2%)
Who is that? Who?
4(4.1%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
19(19.6%)

Bacon.

MMM BA-CON
68(70.8%)
I kinz takes it or I kinz leaves it.
12(12.5%)
I would not eat that in a milliard years.
6(6.2%)
I eat crap-ass 'fake' bacon because I am not a real person.
3(3.1%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
7(7.3%)

If babies tasted like bacon.

There would be a baby shortage because we would so eat them.
10(10.3%)
The babies would be safe because their AAW CUTEness would protect them despite their deliciousness.
6(6.2%)
How do we know babies DON'T taste like bacon? Especially those FAT babies.
61(62.9%)
They would be a Peter Greenaway movie.
13(13.4%)
Wait, what?
7(7.2%)

2008 election.

I will vote Obama/Biden.
67(69.1%)
I will vote McCain/Palin.
1(1.0%)
I will vote a third party.
1(1.0%)
I will not vote, but I hope Obama/Biden wins.
1(1.0%)
I will not vote, but I hope McCain/Palin wins.
0(0.0%)
I am not American, but I hope Obama/Biden wins.
17(17.5%)
I am not American, but I hope McCain Palin wins.
0(0.0%)
Who gives a blessed shit.
1(1.0%)
This question has little or nothing to do with bacon.
7(7.2%)
My feelings are 'complex'.
2(2.1%)

Why is this poll so bad? Also, why are your feelings so 'complex'? What are you, a fruit?

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