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WHORING NUMBER THE ONE

Here is the latest Inventory at the Onion AV Club, concerning child actors who did not flame out spectacularly and die in convenience store robberies. I wrote some of it, and now you can read the some of it I wrote, as well as the rest of it.

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archaica
Sep. 15th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
I'd love to know who you profiled, although I have my suspicions.
ludickid
Sep. 15th, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
You must guess.
yesaffirmative
Sep. 15th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
Out of professional curiosity, how much per word does the Onion tend to pay?
calamityjon
Sep. 15th, 2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
You guys forgot Della Grace.
ludickid
Sep. 15th, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
Oh, man, WELL PLAYED.
slammerkinbabe
Sep. 15th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
Needs more prurient speculation on Jodie Foster's sex life.

This is also the part where I announce randomly that I ran into Natalie Portman and almost knocked her over once. I tell this story too frequently, and almost half-ironically.
zulkey
Sep. 16th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
which did you do? I did Jodie Foster
ludickid
Sep. 16th, 2008 11:52 am (UTC)
I've been waiting my whole life to say "I did Jodie Foster", and you beat me to it
I did Christian Bale, Drew Barrymore and Dean Stockwell.
zulkey
Sep. 16th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
Re: I've been waiting my whole life to say "I did Jodie Foster", and you beat me to it
After I wrote that I thought about changing the wording but thought why change perfection?
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