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Less whoring, more polling

Boy, you know...it's fall, but I'm feeling like it's spring, if you know what I mean. IF YOU ARE AWARE OF AT WHAT I AM HINTING.

Anyway:

Poll #1260060 Monday's Monday Poll, brought to you by: MONDAY!

Do you understand science?

Yes, absolutely
30(33.7%)
I understand it as well as the average junior high school student
29(32.6%)
I understand that there is such a thing as science
9(10.1%)
I only understand enough science to let me mock certain scenes in science-fiction movies
15(16.9%)
Fetch me my burnin' stick, paw, it's one of them witches from the city
6(6.7%)

What is the gayest continent?

North America
11(12.5%)
South America
14(15.9%)
Europe
35(39.8%)
Asia
7(8.0%)
Africa
1(1.1%)
Australia
8(9.1%)
Antarctica
12(13.6%)

What are you most looking forward to about the imminent total financial collapse of the United States?

no more student loans, whoooo!
9(10.2%)
seeing if the hobo lifestyle is all that my great-grand-dad says it was
6(6.8%)
I can quit pretending I know the difference between a pinot noir and a pinot grigio
4(4.5%)
soup kitchens, because I love soup
2(2.3%)
finding out which of my kids I really love the most as I sell them into white slavery one by one
0(0.0%)
claiming that getting thrown out of my shitty apartment is a "moral victory"
1(1.1%)
laughing bitterly at the monthly arrival of my 401k statement
4(4.5%)
watching CEOs of huge financial services firms get multimillion-dollar bonuses for thinking up great solutions to the problems they caused
7(8.0%)
boiling up a shoelace and telling my kids what the internet was
2(2.3%)
choosing from a rich pallette of suicide options
2(2.3%)
the hearty laughter of Islamist terrorists, echoing warmly from inside a cave
2(2.3%)
regaling my buddies in the uranium mine about my old job as a day trader
0(0.0%)
gloating, because I'm a Canadian or something
10(11.4%)
Hooverville: The Reality Show
4(4.5%)
thinking about how America just kept on electing Republicans
35(39.8%)

I have done the following things for more than 10 years:

lived in the same house
12(22.2%)
worked the same job
3(5.6%)
been married to/involved with the same person
7(13.0%)
attended the same school/church/mental hospital
1(1.9%)
had to fill out the same fucking poll
14(25.9%)

What is the highest number of meats you have eaten in a single meal? Describe the meal.

Comments

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roseyv
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
Well, I was going to tell this whole elaborate story about Mother's Day and the discount duck and my total inability to find a decent cut of beef and then I remembered that (a) duck probably doesn't count as meat and (b) I've attended barbecues.

So, my whole answer was totally wrong and misleading, because I've probably had as many as three meats in those circumstances, especially if you count meat or fish as meat.
roseyv
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
I meant, of course, "chicken or fish."
ludickid
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
Of course duck counts as meat. So does fish. If an animal had to die for you to eat it, it's meat.
perich
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Damn straight. I'm a flavortarian.
abouthipsanck3s
Sep. 15th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
The veal might have died of loneliness.
autobotsrollout
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
No way is Europe gayer than Asia. Thailand alone has ten times as much concentrated gay as the entirety of the EU.
perich
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
One year away from a decade in Boston.
oilyrags
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
I typically describe myself as possessing a "PBS level" knowledge of science. These days I guess that's a "Discovery Channel level."
faeriemuriel
Sep. 16th, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
Anytime I watch PBS and it's not the wee hours of the morning, it's either conspiracy theories or advanced crap I don't understand. x.x Like advanced physics.
yesaffirmative
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
I'm kind of scared of this pig that was bigger than a bear. I would have thought that dish would be stuffed the other way around.

It's like a more potentially life-threatening version of turducken. I'm kind of fascinated.
ounceofreason
Sep. 15th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
I too am a polymeat
OK, I forgot that bacon is a meat. So, er, two meats. But I'm still voting for Palin.
picodulce
Sep. 15th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
your pole is racist. i cannot sell my children into white slavery. maybe half-white slavery? i don't know.
tritium
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
I love the term "white slavery." Because, you know, it's different from regular old black slavery. It's white slavery, and thus inherently more important.
oilyrags
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
Also not as healthy as wheat slavery.
caprinus
Sep. 16th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
It means "sexual slavery". Nothing to do with race.
ludickid
Sep. 16th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
It refers to sexual slavery, yes, but the "white" comes from race. The term was coined to refer to the forced kidnapping and sexual slavery of European women, and yes, it was called 'white slavery' to distinguish it from labor slavery of nonwhites.
yuriverse
Sep. 15th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
Obviously Australia is the continent of Abject & Utter Gaydom. Not only do I, the Poet Laureate Of Teh Geighs, live here, but ... the platypus. To Quoth Stan Lee: 'Nuff said.

Oh, and all the parrots? Further evidence. They invented drag, manmate.
roninspoon
Sep. 15th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
I have many times cooked meals that featured multiple meats. Mostly these are dishes stuffed with sausage or wrapped in bacon, and rarely, both.

For reasons that are at the moment unclear, I've never cooked a turduken, although I've eaten one. I think I'd much rather try the more rare turdukgoambadilecowen.
feisty_robot
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
I recently had a meal at a local vietnamese place that featured seven courses of beef. It was dialysis-tastic.

flying_blind
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:43 pm (UTC)
Do bits of small rodents and insects count as meats? Because I got fed a lot of mass-produced sausage when I was a kid.
clh22
Sep. 15th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
I just thought of a 3-meat meal I once had -- some kind of kebab thing that had chicken, scallops, and sausage skewered.

My student just wrote an essay on turducken.
yuriverse
Sep. 15th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
Another argument I just thought of for Australia as the gayest continent: what other place chose, as a name for one of its animals, "cockatoo"?
thaitea
Sep. 16th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
I voted Australia because of all the sports they do.
Soooooooo gay.
zulkey
Sep. 16th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
if you can't tell the difference between a pinot noir and a pinot gricio then you might as well jump out of a window anway.
clh22
Sep. 16th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
Shit. Zulkey. Really?
zulkey
Sep. 16th, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
yes I am 100% serious on this matter. SRS
xanthussaves
Sep. 16th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
Nobody gays it up like the latino gays. Hola Senator Craig!
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