Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Less whoring, more polling

Boy, you know...it's fall, but I'm feeling like it's spring, if you know what I mean. IF YOU ARE AWARE OF AT WHAT I AM HINTING.

Anyway:

Poll #1260060 Monday's Monday Poll, brought to you by: MONDAY!

Do you understand science?

Yes, absolutely
30(33.7%)
I understand it as well as the average junior high school student
29(32.6%)
I understand that there is such a thing as science
9(10.1%)
I only understand enough science to let me mock certain scenes in science-fiction movies
15(16.9%)
Fetch me my burnin' stick, paw, it's one of them witches from the city
6(6.7%)

What is the gayest continent?

North America
11(12.5%)
South America
14(15.9%)
Europe
35(39.8%)
Asia
7(8.0%)
Africa
1(1.1%)
Australia
8(9.1%)
Antarctica
12(13.6%)

What are you most looking forward to about the imminent total financial collapse of the United States?

no more student loans, whoooo!
9(10.2%)
seeing if the hobo lifestyle is all that my great-grand-dad says it was
6(6.8%)
I can quit pretending I know the difference between a pinot noir and a pinot grigio
4(4.5%)
soup kitchens, because I love soup
2(2.3%)
finding out which of my kids I really love the most as I sell them into white slavery one by one
0(0.0%)
claiming that getting thrown out of my shitty apartment is a "moral victory"
1(1.1%)
laughing bitterly at the monthly arrival of my 401k statement
4(4.5%)
watching CEOs of huge financial services firms get multimillion-dollar bonuses for thinking up great solutions to the problems they caused
7(8.0%)
boiling up a shoelace and telling my kids what the internet was
2(2.3%)
choosing from a rich pallette of suicide options
2(2.3%)
the hearty laughter of Islamist terrorists, echoing warmly from inside a cave
2(2.3%)
regaling my buddies in the uranium mine about my old job as a day trader
0(0.0%)
gloating, because I'm a Canadian or something
10(11.4%)
Hooverville: The Reality Show
4(4.5%)
thinking about how America just kept on electing Republicans
35(39.8%)

I have done the following things for more than 10 years:

lived in the same house
12(22.2%)
worked the same job
3(5.6%)
been married to/involved with the same person
7(13.0%)
attended the same school/church/mental hospital
1(1.9%)
had to fill out the same fucking poll
14(25.9%)

What is the highest number of meats you have eaten in a single meal? Describe the meal.

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