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I just got a porn spam e-mail with the subject line:

XXX-HOT VIDEOS FOR YOU, LEONARD.PIERCE — NO COWARDS

Which is actually pretty tempting. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been watching a porn video and just as it starts getting really hot, it gets ruined by some cowards showing up onscreen.

Also, the answer to the “gayest continent” question is Antarctica. You gotta play the percentages, people.

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eatsoylentgreen
Sep. 19th, 2008 02:33 pm (UTC)
what if it was porn made just for you?
slammerkinbabe
Sep. 19th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
Myself, I would be far more interested were it advertised as XXX-HOT VIDEOS -- NOEL COWARDS.
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