I just got a porn spam e-mail with the subject line:

XXX-HOT VIDEOS FOR YOU, LEONARD.PIERCE — NO COWARDS

Which is actually pretty tempting. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been watching a porn video and just as it starts getting really hot, it gets ruined by some cowards showing up onscreen.

Also, the answer to the “gayest continent” question is Antarctica. You gotta play the percentages, people.