"TAKE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF LOOKING NONPLUSSED WITH A HOT DOG"
Take a picture of yourself right now. Get a hot dog. Be nonplussed. Just take a picture.
Post that picture with you looking nonplussed with a hot dog.
Include these instructions.
rjwhite did this. artiekgb did this. Do you think you are better than them? Because you may not be.
Go you and do likewise, or I'm not even sure I want to know you. Honestly, this should become an annual tradition, with a different food item and emotional reaction each year.