Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

BANANA BANANA

Where have I been? Why no me? I have been "busy" doing "things". And you know what that means.

Poll #1288101 That's what you get

Upon which demographic should the increasingly hapless and irrelevant Republican Party focus its attentions?

white people
5(6.5%)
rich people
7(9.1%)
old people
8(10.4%)
crazy people
29(37.7%)
dead people
28(36.4%)

What song is funniest sung in an outrageously exaggerated German accent?

"I'm Looking Over a Four-Leafed Clover"
4(5.2%)
"Why Don't You Love Me Like You Used to Do?"
2(2.6%)
"Anything Goes"
8(10.4%)
"The Flat Foot Floogie with a Floy Floy"
8(10.4%)
"Over the Rainbow"
6(7.8%)
"I'm a Little Teapot"
13(16.9%)
"It's Tricky"
9(11.7%)
"What If God Was One of Us?"
24(31.2%)
"Me and My Shadow"
2(2.6%)
"There's No One Like You"
1(1.3%)

Pick one:

gosh
3(3.9%)
darn
0(0.0%)
heck
1(1.3%)
shucks
1(1.3%)
phooey
2(2.6%)
dang
4(5.2%)
consarned
11(14.3%)
fanny
7(9.1%)
crackers
5(6.5%)
rootin' tootin'
2(2.6%)
floy floy
1(1.3%)
jiminy crickets
8(10.4%)
gee whillikers
3(3.9%)
Sam Hill
4(5.2%)
cocksucker
25(32.5%)

I like-a da:

video games
2(2.6%)
pinball
2(2.6%)
bar trivia
1(1.3%)
team sports
1(1.3%)
individual sports
2(2.6%)
card games
0(0.0%)
board games
2(2.6%)
role-playing games
2(2.6%)
crossword puzzles
3(3.9%)
jigsaw puzzles
0(0.0%)

If I were elected president, my first act would be to:

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