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Wednesday Celebration Poll

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Poll #1295453 Ho Ho Ho, I'm a Nosey Mo Fo

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

I am hosting family
3(3.3%)
I am hosting friends
1(1.1%)
Family is hosting me
22(24.2%)
Friends are hosting me
2(2.2%)
I am spending it with my spouse/S.O./children
8(8.8%)
I am spending it alone
2(2.2%)
I am spending it at an institutional facility of some sort
0(0.0%)
I do not recognize/celebrate this "Thanksgiving" holiday
6(6.6%)
None of your goddamn business
0(0.0%)
I am taking a trip somewhere, but not to celebrate the holiday
0(0.0%)
I'm not sure yet
6(6.6%)
Hookers, cocaine, gunplay -- same as any other long weekend
1(1.1%)
I'm working, but thanks a fucking lot for asking
4(4.4%)
I'm giving thanks I'm not you, YA BERNT
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
3(3.3%)

What are you doing for Christmas?

I am hosting family
1(1.1%)
I am hosting friends
1(1.1%)
Family is hosting me
24(26.7%)
Friends are hosting me
0(0.0%)
I am spending it with my spouse/S.O./children
8(8.9%)
I am spending it alone
2(2.2%)
I am spending it at an institutional facility of some sort
0(0.0%)
I do not recognize/celebrate this "Christmas" holiday
3(3.3%)
None of your goddamn business
0(0.0%)
I am taking a trip somewhere, but not to celebrate the holiday
0(0.0%)
I'm not sure yet
5(5.6%)
I am dressing up as Santa and killing people
0(0.0%)
I have a job, you piece of slacktastic shit
1(1.1%)
The usual crippling dose of seasonal depression
1(1.1%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

What are you doing for New Year's?

I am throwing a party
2(2.3%)
I am attending a party
8(9.1%)
I am going to a bar/club
0(0.0%)
I am doing some sort of family-related thing
5(5.7%)
I am doing some sort of work-related thing
1(1.1%)
I am spending it alone
3(3.4%)
I am spending it at an institutional facility of some sort
1(1.1%)
I do not recognize this "New Year's" holiday
1(1.1%)
None of your goddamn business
0(0.0%)
I am taking a trip somewhere, but not to celebrate the holiday
1(1.1%)
I'm not sure yet
38(43.2%)
I am getting even more ravaged by alcohol than I normally do in a Wednesday night
9(10.2%)
I am Old Man 2007, so I will be dying
2(2.3%)
Making a resolution to stay away from you, THAT'S ANOTHER BURNT SON
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

Of the three holidays above, I like this one the most:

Thanksgiving
24(27.0%)
Christmas
43(48.3%)
New Year's
9(10.1%)
I love them all equally
1(1.1%)
I hate them all equally
12(13.5%)

What is your least favorite type of liquor, and why? If you do not drink, simply write "I am a sissy Mary" in the space provided.

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