Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

People who fetishize guns should be shot dead with my .38-caliber Smith & Wesson 686

ONE THING

Speaking as a gun owner, here is why it is stupid that so many people are buying guns post-Obama.

1. If Obama is going to confiscate guns*, you’re just giving him more guns to confiscate, thus wasting your money.

1a. Unless you intend to get into a gunfight with federal law enforcement agents, in which case you will die, and are still wasting your money.

2. If Obama is not going to confiscate guns, then you have nothing to worry about and are buying more guns than you need, thus wasting your money.

3. This leaves only the people who have waited until now to buy their first gun, which means they’re buying at a peak panic time and are probably getting gouged. The smart thing to do would have been to buy just prior to the election.

There you have it: proof once again that everyone is stupid except me.

ANOTHER THING

Hey, New York: what’s the best time to visit there?

*: He isn't.
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