Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Whatever it is, there is more

KINGMAN: Okay, Question of the Day.

TIM: Oh, God. I hate Question of the Day.

ERIN: Why? You get free coffee.

TIM: No, you get free coffee anyway. On the rare occasion that one of us gets it 'right', he just points to the coffee machine.

ERIN: Go ahead, boss.

KINGMAN: If you had a working time machine, what's the first thing you would do?

TIM: If I had a working time machine? As opposed to what I would do if I had a broken time machine?

ERIN: Just answer the question.

TIM: Uh, I guess I'd go back in time and kill Hitler.

DOOLEY: Booooooo!

TIM: You're booing that?

DOOLEY: That answer sucks, dude.

TIM: Why?

DOOLEY: Well, first of all...

TIM: First of all?

DOOLEY: I mean, aside from all the time paradoxes, and, I mean, how do you know someone else wouldn't have killed all those Jews?

TIM: This is amazing.

DOOLEY: Also, it's trite.

TIM: It's trite. Killing Hitler and preventing the bloodshed of WWII is trite.

DOOLEY: It's been done.

TIM: It has not been done.

ERIN: I'd go back in time and stop you two from having this conversation.
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