Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

C Quench L

I think I might be getting a cold, so I just took a Vitamin C horse pill. It was actually the size of a horse. It had a horse worth* of Vitamin C.

Anyway:

***

TIM: Okay, so, what would you do with a time machine, then, smart guy?

DOOLEY: I would go back and stop you from killing Hitler.

TIM: Wh...so now we both have time machines.

DOOLEY: Yes.

TIM: And you’re using yours to keep me from killing history’s greatest monster.

DOOLEY: Hear me out.

TIM: I can’t wait.

DOOLEY: The next thing I would do would be to buy a copy of Captain America #1, see?

ERIN: Guys, we do have deadlines.

DOOLEY: I’ve always wanted one.

TIM: Uh huh.

DOOLEY: And if I let you kill Hitler, it would be rendered valueless.

KINGMAN: I’m taking away the free coffee.


*: I think I’m going to start using that as a term meaning ‘a great quantity’. “Damn it, Sarge, Jongquist may have been a snooty son of a gun, but he had a horseworth of guts.”
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