Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Lawn comma instruction to kids to get off of

Three things that annoy me, but also make me feel like a cranky old jerk for being annoyed by:

1. Not being able to recognize any of the people on magazine covers at the supermarket checkout

2. The winos who constantly put the touch on me while I'm walking to work

3. The fact that the PA system in our building has switched from a classical music station to a station featuring Spanish-language covers of "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
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