Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Mission San Antonio de Unsightly

There is a screaming need for an opulent, expensive photobook entitled Ugly Tourists of the Alamo. I pass by the thing on a near-daily basis and I have never seen a tourist attraction that beckons to it so many truly unfortunate-looking people. (I make no special pleading for myself, here; perhaps it's why I've come to feel at ease in SATX.) It's not as if I've ever seen an historical site with nothing but glitterati or anything, but at any given moment of the day, the site of Davy Crockett's last stand is surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of people who should not be allowed out in the daytime without a beautician and a caregiver.

Yuck, is what I'm saying.

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