Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

CHRISTMAS POLL IS HERE AGAIN

LOTS OF DRUNKEN CHEER TO SEND

Poll #1307336 Pre-Christmas Candystripe Poll

If I were to post this year's Kung Fu Christmas holiday music mix on YouSendIt or MegaUpload or something of that ilk, would you (a) know what this means and (b) understand how to get it?

Yes, Leonard, I am not a simpleton
63(88.7%)
No, Leonard, please cater to my pretechnological desires
8(11.3%)

With which of the following people would you enjoying spending Christmas Eve?

the baby Jesus
1(1.5%)
your mom
11(16.2%)
General Robert E. Lee
1(1.5%)
Neil Peart
2(2.9%)
Jonah Goldberg
0(0.0%)
Ernie Colon
0(0.0%)
Tommy Chong
6(8.8%)
Hitler
1(1.5%)
ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER
0(0.0%)
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
2(2.9%)

Which is your favorite gift item from the traditional carol "The Twelve Days of Leonard"?

A lecture on post-modernity
14(19.2%)
Two drunken shoves
4(5.5%)
Three-inch punch
4(5.5%)
Four failing grades
5(6.8%)
Five goddamn things
18(24.7%)
Six Gs a kilo
4(5.5%)
Seven spawn of Satan
2(2.7%)
Eight Michael Milkens
0(0.0%)
Nine lazy bastards
3(4.1%)
Ten laws of physics
10(13.7%)
Eleven pipes with filters
6(8.2%)
Twelve guns a-gunning
3(4.1%)

Which is your favorite of the following TV Christmas specials?

“Afternoon Delight” (Arrested Development, season 2)
8(11.1%)
“A Benihana Christmas” (The Office, season 3)
3(4.2%)
“Black Adder’s Christmas Carol” (The Black Adder, season 3)
16(22.2%)
“Comfort and Joy” (Justice League, season 2)
1(1.4%)
“Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future” (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 2)
1(1.4%)
“A Huey Freeman Christmas” (The Boondocks, season 1)
1(1.4%)
“Luda-Christmas” (30 Rock, season 2)
7(9.7%)
“Miracle on Evergreen Terrace” (The Simpsons, season 8)
2(2.8%)
“SCTV Staff Christmas Party” (SCTV, season 2)
2(2.8%)
“A Tale of Two Santas” (Futurama, season 3)
5(6.9%)
“A Very Venture Christmas” (The Venture Brothers, season 1)
7(9.7%)
“Xmas Story” (NewsRadio, season 2)
6(8.3%)
I don’t know/I don't care
5(6.9%)
I have my own favorite I will note in comments
2(2.8%)
Fuck all these shows, my favorite Christmas drink is Haterade
6(8.3%)

Invent a new holiday so I can keep having four-day weekends into February.

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