Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

In the event that Monday cannot fulfill its duties...

Poll time! Don't take it personally! Well, unless you're rollick. Then you can take Question #1 personally.

Poll #1312782 WINS! Day Poll

Hey, is today Tasha 'Taco' Robinson's birthday?

yes
7(11.3%)
no
1(1.6%)
maybe
10(16.1%)
who?
31(50.0%)
BIRTHDAY
13(21.0%)

If your hairbrush fell in the toilet, would you reuse it or throw it away?

reuse it, assuming the toilet was clean
17(27.0%)
reuse it no matter what because I am cheap/gross
1(1.6%)
throw it away, ew yuck
10(15.9%)
this really happened to you, didn't it, Leonard?
19(30.2%)
I don't have a hairbrush and/or a toilet
16(25.4%)

I am building up a big rant about the lack of metal and hip-hop on end-of-year music polls. I should save it for:

its own LiveJournal entry
16(25.8%)
its own Ludic Log entry (ha ha, sure!)
3(4.8%)
its own FaceBook status update entry
1(1.6%)
the morning after
4(6.5%)
mumbling to yourself drunkenly on your normal lonely Saturday nights
7(11.3%)
ranting deleriously to people sitting next to you at the bus stop
9(14.5%)
the Second Coming of Jesus Christ
2(3.2%)
a book
0(0.0%)
an end-of-year music poll
7(11.3%)
the upcoming freezeover they have planned for downtown Hell
0(0.0%)
the 13th annual Hipster Douchebag convention in Williamsburg or Greenpoint or wherever the hell overpaid white kids in Brookln congregate these days
10(16.1%)
ZEPLIN RULZ
3(4.8%)

Have you, at any point in your adult life, been any of the following?

a vegetarian
2(3.8%)
a vegan
0(0.0%)
a teetotaller
4(7.5%)
a 'straight-edge'
0(0.0%)
a celibate by choice
0(0.0%)
a regular (once a week or more) churchgoer
7(13.2%)
a squatter
0(0.0%)
a tax evader/avoider/avoisioner
1(1.9%)
a hermit
3(5.7%)
a North Korean
1(1.9%)

Make up a band and tell me why I absolutely must hear them.

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