graceland_track_8: Hey, you guys, guess what?

JackieBurqahart: What?



PalisMusic: Wow! That's awesome!

I_Am_Woman: Yeah! How'd you find out about that?

graceland_track_8: It was in the newspaper I ate for breakfast this morning.

TheUnsinkableSomaliBrown: You know, I felt the moment that Obama was elected president, my soon-to-be-fatal hunger pangs eased significantly, but I had no idea things had gotten so good!

JackieBurqahart: For reals!

TheUnsinkableSomaliBrown: If it weren't for this vague sensation of being culturally co-opted, I would get up and do a dance. Well, that and the fact that I'm too weak to move.

graceland_track_8: It's the last great civil rights struggle! After this there won't be any more!

PalisMusic: Or they won't be great. They'll just be lame.

I_Am_Woman: Wait up, y'all, hold on. If gay is the new black, what's the new gay?

PalisMusic: How about 'dumb'?

graceland_track_8: el oh el

G_effen_Damnit: WHO LET YOU FILTHY PUKES INTO MY OFFICE, GET OUT AT ONCE OR I'LL HAVE YOU ALL ARRESTED

JackieBurqahart: You're quite hostile.

G_effen_Damnit: I GOT A RIGHT TO BE HOSTILE MAN MY PEOPLE BEIN PERSECUTED