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I may have a one-time DJ gig at a local club. I, therefore, need a DJ name. Selectah!

Poll #1317562 Cold Bustamonte

What should be my DJ name?

DJ The Size of a Grapefruit
6(8.3%)
DJ I Married a Communist
7(9.7%)
DJ Purple Ray of the Amazon
0(0.0%)
DJ Typpo
13(18.1%)
DJ Paste Pot Pete
17(23.6%)
DJ Elder, the Kung Fu George Clooney
4(5.6%)
DJ One-Way Ticket to Midnight
3(4.2%)
DJ Armes et Genièvre
0(0.0%)
DJ Shitless Sherlock
8(11.1%)
DJ Bad Prole
7(9.7%)
I don't care
1(1.4%)
Those names are all big turds and I will give you a better one in Coments.
6(8.3%)

Comments

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yuriverse
Dec. 18th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
I like DJ Typpo 'cuz it goes with the one I've always wanted to use, DJ Kant Spel 4 Sh*tt. We could tour together. Wait, do DJs tour? Or is there a new cool-kid name for their appearances?
roseyv
Dec. 18th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
DJ Cocoa Puff?
DJ Cuddle Stuff?
DJ Marshmallow Peep?
DJ Creeping Phlox?
DJ Non-Threatening Brown Person?
DJ Occipital Condyloma?
DJ Afro Dizzy?
DJ Wangdoodle?
DJ Spicy Tomato?
DJ Chicken Little?
jtron
Dec. 18th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
DJ Oneg the Prober

(my DJ name was DJ Zaxxon UK)
roseyv
Dec. 18th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
DJ Micro Manager?
DJ Continental Drift?
DJ Nonessential Adjective Clause? (I like that one for the holidays)
DJ Wind Chimes?
caprinus
Dec. 18th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
DJ CAPRINUS

Also you have to wear implant grow horns.

Edited at 2008-12-18 11:15 pm (UTC)
krinndnz
Dec. 19th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
DJ names generally should be short. One or two words, and make it snappy for pity's sake. "DJ Elder, the Kung Fu George Clooney" is anything but snappy. It advertises that you're an amateur. On the other hand, that may be what you're going for - if so, "DJ I Married A Communist" has a charming tone to it.
stevegreen
Dec. 19th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
DJ Helen Keller.
marlo
Dec. 19th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
ROFL
vito_excalibur
Dec. 19th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
Wait, where/when is this gonna be?
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rxgreene
Dec. 19th, 2008 01:15 am (UTC)
DJ Darkseid
DJ Rectangle
DJ Dapper Dan
oilyrags
Dec. 19th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Believe it or don't there is already a DJ Rectangle.
thaitea
Dec. 19th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
DJ Clem Hill, after the left-handed Australian Cricket player, 1877-1945.

Alternately, DJ Cricket. It's adorable!
thaitea
Dec. 19th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
Or one of those 700 hobo names from John Hodgman's group. Dj Neckfat!
carbonunit
Dec. 19th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
DJ Acronym
DJ Initials
DJ OMG
DJ WTF
DJ Funny Name
DJ Alcoholic Melon Balls
DJ Souvineer Tea Spoon
DJ Pockmarks
DJ Smallpox (there's actually a DJ Smallcock in Sydney)
DJ Metadata
DJ CamelCase
DJ $variable_name
perich
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
though I also like "Kung Fu George Clooney."
quba
Dec. 19th, 2008 08:36 am (UTC)
DJ Tanner.
uvula_fr_b4
Dec. 19th, 2008 01:22 pm (UTC)
"My name is Pete,
And I'm here to say,
The Wizard's so wack
He oughtta be gay.
In matters of love,
He's a total flop
He's a stuck-up bottom
Lookin' for a top.
Though he dreams of livin' large
He gets us taken down
'Cause he likes a lady in charge.
The first was this breezy
With livin' red hair,
But then she got her memory back,
So that went nowhere.
Next was a Femizon
With a chain and a fist,
But she flipped for the brother Grimm
So she slapped our wrists.
Next the fool put an ad in the paper
Which brought in feebs and femmes,
Including this cat-lady, who almost ended our caper.
But Wiz bore down, hired a dude called the Brute
Who turned out to be the twin of Richards
From another Earth, an' that's the trut'.
Then came Electro, but we didn't go higher,
'Cause then the boss-man
Caught a tuna named Llyra.
We went after Spidey
For shortin' out 'Lectro,
But we also netted Subby,
Who smashed Wiz's plans to jello.
I sat out Wiz's next gig
But he brought in this diesel dyke
Who was really a pig,
Plus a man called Hydro,
A sonic mix-master, a dragon,
And a voyeur named Aron, but
It was a total disaster,
Both for Wiz's crew and the FF's sales,
'Cause the Wiz-bang and the writer
Took off with their legs straddlin' their tails.
So don't front me 'bout
No Wizard called 'Wingless,'
'Cause from where I sit,
He ain't nothin' but 'Dickless.'
All'a you balla's, if you want
A soldier that's true,
Call the MC Petruski,
'Cause I stick like glue.
Just one word for when we meet
If you want me in your corner
Don't ever call me 'Paste Pot Pete.'"

Peace out.


jtron
Dec. 20th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
AMAZING
andyaxel
Dec. 19th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
DJ & the Bear
blue_straggler
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
Agree with a previous comment that shorter is better. DJ Bad Prole or DJ Paste Pot Pete work great as-is. Others are swell if you just cut them down (possibly re-arranging) a bit. Like DJ One-way Ticket or DJ Kung Fu Elder.
johnnylemonhead
Dec. 19th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
DJ Waterboard.
oilyrags
Dec. 19th, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
Pandit Mumbai Scratch
Rollo Hundredz
James Bong 00420
marlo
Dec. 19th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
Post & thread = gold
fengi
Dec. 19th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
DJ Typpo is the win, but I've always had a fantasy of someone using "DJ Salinger". Of course, in the fantasy they're working with MC Escher.
culturalvacuum
Dec. 20th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
DJ Hear the One About . . . ?
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