Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Ludic Laboratories: Three Decades of Failed Product Roll-Outs

1982: The Nagelizer™ Home Facial Colorant

1986: Natur-Lye, the Burning Shampoo

1991: GrudgeFucks™ Chocolate-Flavored Birth Control Pills

1994: StranguLotto, a lottery where getting all six numbers means you win a huge jackpot, but getting zero numbers means you get throttled to death by a visiting mafioso

1998: Billy Joel's Unlicenced Conceptual Lawsuit Generator

2000: ToothBaste™ turkey-flavored mouthwash

2001: Screaming Boy Face™ Brand Sugar Cookies: "The Best Sweet Biscuits With a Screaming Boy's Face on the Label!"

2003: Windows Esperanto Network Edition

2007: Smellofarm Colognes

2009: Build-Your-Own-Prison Home Edition, with designer shock collars by Christian Siriano

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