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Poll #1334432 Our Long National Nightmare Poll is Over

Are you watching the inauguration?

Yes
33(48.5%)
Yes, and I am smug about it
16(23.5%)
No
15(22.1%)
No, and I am smug about it
4(5.9%)
The what now?
0(0.0%)

How long after John McCain conceded do you think it was before some 'funny' guy made a joke about "the iniggeration"?

0.1 seconds
2(3.0%)
0.01 seconds
3(4.5%)
0.001 seconds
9(13.4%)
possibly as much as a half-second
8(11.9%)
people were making this joke when Obama announced his candidacy
25(37.3%)
I cannot respond to this question because it has the N-word in it
6(9.0%)
I don't know, but I know that 'funny' guy was the house wag in his fraternity
14(20.9%)

Now that my beard has come in really strong, I can't help but notice that it is like ten billion times more gray than the hair on my head, which is already pretty gray. What should I do?

Shave that fucker off, you look repulsive
4(5.8%)
Keep it and see what happens, I dare you
15(21.7%)
Grow it out even farther and embrace your decrepitude
12(17.4%)
Grow it into a comical and/or interesting shape so that people don't notice the gray
7(10.1%)
Shave it down into a Lemmy
6(8.7%)
Get a Wingnut Face Mullet
2(2.9%)
Cop yourself some Just For Men, you pansy
8(11.6%)
NO PLAY FOR MR. GRAY!
7(10.1%)
Who cares?
2(2.9%)
I think it's funny that you believe your facial hair makes any difference to your overall grossness
6(8.7%)

Who should be the villain/villains in the next Batman movie?

Killer Moth
1(1.5%)
Tweedledee & Tweedledum
1(1.5%)
Calendar Man
1(1.5%)
Sterling Silversmith
0(0.0%)
The Ten-Eyed Man
0(0.0%)
The Outsider
0(0.0%)
NKVDemon
1(1.5%)
Humphrey Dumpler
1(1.5%)
Eivol Ekdal, the Albanian Genius
1(1.5%)
Crazy Quilt
1(1.5%)
The Mad Hatter
2(2.9%)
Man-Bat
6(8.8%)
Captain Stingaree
1(1.5%)
The Condiment King
0(0.0%)
I wish I could be sure you weren't making these up
9(13.2%)

What semi-famous person would you like to see me interview?

Comments

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perich
Jan. 20th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt
Seriously: very few people look good in beards.
ludickid
Jan. 20th, 2009 07:33 pm (UTC)
Re: whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt
That, I am learning.
happinesstogo
Jan. 20th, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
My answer to the interview question was John, the heart of the Mountain Goats, but I think I'd like to change my answer to the Sham-Wow guy. Or maybe both of them together. I would find that highly entertaining.
shekb
Jan. 20th, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
Please do not listen to the insane, patchy-faced anti-beard lobby.
ludickid
Jan. 20th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
Easy for you to say. You're all dapper and debonair in a tux with a well-trimmed beard whose color is that of the hair on your head. I look like Aqualung.
yuriverse
Jan. 20th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
Poofterly speaking, I'm not into beards myself, but oddly I do think I look better (in a non-sexually-attractive way, sadly) when I grow mine out ... and I dig the grey in my beard. I think it is groovy.

So, revel in your greyitude, mate.
kudaspeaks
Jan. 20th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
How cool is a grey streaked beard on a darkhaired fella? So cool! Like Susan Sontag standing on her head!
sharpshinyclaws
Jan. 21st, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Technically, there WAS a villain in the cartoon series who WAS a Man-Bat.
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