Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

End of an Airball

Man, I guess I'm gonna have to retire this icon, huh?

Poll #1334432 Our Long National Nightmare Poll is Over

Are you watching the inauguration?

Yes
33(48.5%)
Yes, and I am smug about it
16(23.5%)
No
15(22.1%)
No, and I am smug about it
4(5.9%)
The what now?
0(0.0%)

How long after John McCain conceded do you think it was before some 'funny' guy made a joke about "the iniggeration"?

0.1 seconds
2(3.0%)
0.01 seconds
3(4.5%)
0.001 seconds
9(13.4%)
possibly as much as a half-second
8(11.9%)
people were making this joke when Obama announced his candidacy
25(37.3%)
I cannot respond to this question because it has the N-word in it
6(9.0%)
I don't know, but I know that 'funny' guy was the house wag in his fraternity
14(20.9%)

Now that my beard has come in really strong, I can't help but notice that it is like ten billion times more gray than the hair on my head, which is already pretty gray. What should I do?

Shave that fucker off, you look repulsive
4(5.8%)
Keep it and see what happens, I dare you
15(21.7%)
Grow it out even farther and embrace your decrepitude
12(17.4%)
Grow it into a comical and/or interesting shape so that people don't notice the gray
7(10.1%)
Shave it down into a Lemmy
6(8.7%)
Get a Wingnut Face Mullet
2(2.9%)
Cop yourself some Just For Men, you pansy
8(11.6%)
NO PLAY FOR MR. GRAY!
7(10.1%)
Who cares?
2(2.9%)
I think it's funny that you believe your facial hair makes any difference to your overall grossness
6(8.7%)

Who should be the villain/villains in the next Batman movie?

Killer Moth
1(1.5%)
Tweedledee & Tweedledum
1(1.5%)
Calendar Man
1(1.5%)
Sterling Silversmith
0(0.0%)
The Ten-Eyed Man
0(0.0%)
The Outsider
0(0.0%)
NKVDemon
1(1.5%)
Humphrey Dumpler
1(1.5%)
Eivol Ekdal, the Albanian Genius
1(1.5%)
Crazy Quilt
1(1.5%)
The Mad Hatter
2(2.9%)
Man-Bat
6(8.8%)
Captain Stingaree
1(1.5%)
The Condiment King
0(0.0%)
I wish I could be sure you weren't making these up
9(13.2%)

What semi-famous person would you like to see me interview?

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