BONUS WHORIN': I need, for reasons that are not clear to me at the moment, to come up with a snappy title for the jokey rundowns of Who's Who/OHOTMU I've been doing for a while now. Unfortunately, I can't think of one. So I'm throwing it in y'all's laps. Come up with a title for this ridiculous feature, and I will send you a stupid comic book in the mail, along with a hostile, bizarre piece written by me just for you.
DOUBLE BONUS WHORIN': If anyone happens to have copies of OHOTMU beyond issue #5 that they are willing to part with, let me know, and I will pay you American cash money for them. Also you will have the questionable satisfaction of aiding this nameless, pointless endeavor.
TRIPLE KITTY BONUS WHORIN': I have also considered expanding this idiotic project to full stand-alone website length. This would involve writing geeky, semi-funny entries for all the characters in both OHOTMU and Who's Who, as well as scanning and posting particularly humorous pieces of art from the entries in in question. However, I don't have a scanner or a digital camera, and I don't have any intention of getting one just for this lame-ass idea. If any of you have (a) the comics in question, (b) a scanner or digital camera and (c) a WHOLE lot of time on your hands, give me a shout, and maybe we can work something out. What's in it for you? Fame, fortune, a co-creator credit, and the chance to be named in the lawsuit when Marvel and DC sue for copyright infringement.