Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Boring Poll Monday, Boring Poll Monday, nothing seems funny on a Boring Poll Monday

Here is the link referred to later in the poll:

Click.

Poll #1337868 Work-at-homers and bums need not apply

If the company you work for pipes in 'hold' music over their phone system, what kind of music is it?

MOR wuss-rock/'lite FM'
2(3.8%)
Inoffensive classical music/pre-1900 concert music
5(9.6%)
Sapped-out love songs/ballads/dental office music
2(3.8%)
Cover versions of outdated pop songs with the basslines removed
0(0.0%)
Mild white hipster guitar pop/"NPR rock"
1(1.9%)
Classic rock/"dad rock"
0(0.0%)
Smooth jazz/jazz as performed by not black people
2(3.8%)
One of the above categories, only in Spanish
1(1.9%)
Other (see Comments)
5(9.6%)
This question does not apply to me
34(65.4%)

Does the building you work in feature a PA system that plays music all day?

Yes, and it is the same music as my company's hold music
3(5.8%)
Yes, but it is different from my company's hold music
2(3.8%)
No
47(90.4%)

America's new president is:

black
23(44.2%)
white
1(1.9%)
Muslim
3(5.8%)
Cablinasian
2(3.8%)
mulatto
5(9.6%)
halvsie
17(32.7%)
the Antichrist
1(1.9%)

Click on the article linked above, if you dare. What exactly is Michelle Malkin angry about?

She is angry because Barack Obama, like every other president since the birth of the internet, has a picture of himself on the official White House website
2(3.6%)
She is angry because, like every other president since the dawn of photography, Barack Obama features photos of himself in his press materials
0(0.0%)
She is angry because, like every president in modern history, Barack Obama has pictures of himself placed in government offices
0(0.0%)
She is angry because Barack Hussein Osama Stalin Hitler
4(7.3%)
She is angry because, well, that's pretty much her job, being angry all the time over nothing
17(30.9%)

Tell me a name you always wanted to give a kid, but were afraid to for some reason.

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