Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Man, my LJ icons are lame. I need to get some new, less lame ones. "Less lame", in this context, would mean "not featuring pictures of me".

Has anyone but me and thaitea seen the new Bally's Fitness ads with the 'Pain in the Butt Workout'? And has anyone but me and thaitea judged them to be the single most annoying things in the world?

They have this woman, dressed as a dominatrix (which, you know, right away turns me off whatever product she's selling), cracking a whip and shouting at a bunch of painfully thin, toned supermodel types. She keeps talking about Bally's "Pain in the Butt Workout". She says "Pain in the Butt Workout" about a million times. And she has the most shrill, grating, harsh voice imaginable, which, when combined with her ridiculous appearance and the stupid dialogue she's saying and the fact that she keeps cracking this goddamn whip, makes you want to shoot her with whatever deadly weapon is within reach. Also, she says "butt" about a billion times in the commercial despite the fact that none of the women in the ad have any asses at all.

This commercial, and everyone involved with it, must die. I think special methods of death and a large Murderworld-like facility should be designed and implemented just for the writers, producers, technical crew and talent featured in this commercial.
Tags: teevee, trivium
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