Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oddy Oo Beardface

So I went ahead and shaved off my beard. The two-and-a-half month experiment in facial glitzery is over for the nonce, because first off that shit was just too gray and made me feel like I was an extra in Cocoon Part III, and second it was growing all tuftish in the back and I couldn’t keep it trimmed right and it was really just irrevocably stuck in ‘malodorous vagrant’ mode instead of ‘sexy terrorist’ mode which is where I wanted it.

I might grow it back one of these days but for now it’s gone. While I was hacking it all off it went through various other modes which I was not able to photographically document because my ass was in a hurry, but I will describe them to you:

MODE 1. I call this ‘That Guy Who Lives Behind a Dumpster At The Mall And Sells You Crank’ Mode.
MODE 2. This was the ‘Dude At A Party Who Insists On Telling You About The Flat Tax’ Mode.
MODE 3. The ‘Lemmy Kilminster Goes On A Two-Month Chicken-Fried Steak Binge’ Mode.
MODE 4. A.K.A. the ‘Man Who Wants To Sell You An Off-Brand Car Stereo And/Or A Round Waterbed’ Mode.
MODE 5. ‘Fat Hitler’.
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