I might grow it back one of these days but for now it’s gone. While I was hacking it all off it went through various other modes which I was not able to photographically document because my ass was in a hurry, but I will describe them to you:
MODE 1. I call this ‘That Guy Who Lives Behind a Dumpster At The Mall And Sells You Crank’ Mode.
MODE 2. This was the ‘Dude At A Party Who Insists On Telling You About The Flat Tax’ Mode.
MODE 3. The ‘Lemmy Kilminster Goes On A Two-Month Chicken-Fried Steak Binge’ Mode.
MODE 4. A.K.A. the ‘Man Who Wants To Sell You An Off-Brand Car Stereo And/Or A Round Waterbed’ Mode.
MODE 5. ‘Fat Hitler’.