Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


”What makes my mind click with perfect timing/For me to twist shit, switchin’ bullshit the fuck up like The Shining?” ( Kurupt, “Respect”)

Jan. 1st: “I make your first name ‘To-The’, your last name ‘Curb’/I gets grimy, stymie – who you? Revenge of the Herbs? (Guru, “You Know My Steez [3 Men and a Lady Remix]”

Jan 2nd: ”I told you, my poetry’s sponsor’s Gillette/now you standin’ there with razors in your head like barrettes.” (Vast Aire, “Attention Span”)

Jan. 3rd: ”You exit, X off, but what you really get:/A fresh box of Newports and some Puma sweats.” (Pete Nice, “The Gas Face”)

Jan. 4th: ”You won't be laughing when the buses drag your brother's flags into rags/You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs.” (Aesop Rock, “Daylight”)

Jan. 5th: ”A little white kid called me a nigger/If I’d had a gun then I’da pulled that trigger.” (Schoolly D, “Parkside 5-2”)

Jan. 6th: ”Up in my mind with ‘See Jane run’/See John walk in a hardcore New York.” (KRS-One, “You Must Learn”)

Jan. 7th: ”’Cause I know and you know a gun goes ‘bo! bo!’/But you didn’t know I’m funky like a project ho.” (Charizma, “Red Light Green Light”)

Jan. 8th: ”Would you rather have a Lexus or justice? A dream or some substance?/A Beemer, a necklace or freedom?” (, “Hip-Hop”)

Jan. 9th: ”’Cause I clock Gs while you clock Zs/And I don’t smoke crack; I smoke MCs.” (Parrish Smith, “Rampage”)

Jan. 10th: ”You always made her think that you were better/But now you’re just a little boy waitin’ for that letter.” (Kool Rock Ski, “Jailhouse Rap”)

Jan. 11th: ”Because two suckas can’t agree on somethin’/A thousand motherfuckers are dyin’ for nothin’.” (Bushwick Bill, “Fuck a War”)

Jan. 12th: ”Give respect when you see this/You need us, your rap’s underdeveloped like a fetus.” (A-Plus, “You Never Knew”)

Jan. 13th: ”Gotta sell you food that might give you cancer/’Cause my son won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.” (Ice Cube, “A Bird in the Hand”)

Jan. 14th: ”When your options is none and the pen is all you have/Or the block with niggas standin’ tight as lemons on the Ave.” (Jay-Z, “Justify My Thug”)

Jan. 15th: ”Niggas back bangers you don’t even know the name of/I’m about to meet my quota, you about to meet your savior.” (Talib Kweli, “Wack Niggas”)

Jan. 16th: ”That’s a hockey team, and I don’t know no hockey team/But I’m a champion – rest in peace, Apollo Creed.” (Li’l’ Wayne, “Upgrade U [Freestyle]”)

Jan. 17th: ”Now you could be down, but let's act growed up/’Cause we ain't the same color when police show up.” (Murs, “And This is For…”)

Jan. 18th: ”To me it’s kinda funny, the attitude shown a nigga drivin’/But don’t know where the fuck he’s goin’, just rollin’.” (Eazy-E, “Straight Outta Compton”)

Jan. 19th: ”You better pray to the Pope in the Vatican/Before I go rat-tat-a-tat again.” (Pharoahe Monch, “Stray Bullet”)

Jan. 20th: ” For all the years we looked like clowns/The joke is over; smell the smoke from all around!” (Chuck D, “Burn Hollywood Burn”)

Jan. 21st: ”Now I’m a soldier in the town drinkin’ Butterfly Snapple/I walk around the streets passin’ out poisoned apples.” (Quasimoto, “Bad Character”)

Jan 22nd: ”But hold up -- Moet be tastin’ like throw-up/my mob roll up, dripped-to-death whips rolled up.” (Raekwon the Chef, “Incarcerated Scarfaces”)

Jan. 23rd: ”You criticize our method of how we make records/You said it wasn't art, so now we're gonna rip you apart!” (Frukwan, “Talkin’ All That Jazz”)

Jan. 24th: ”Watch as I combine all the juice from the mind/Heel up, wheel up, bring it back, come, rewind.” (Busta Rhymes, “Scenario”)

Jan. 25th: ”Like Rheingold, Miller, Coors, and Buds/I'ma eat 'em with popcorn and treat 'em like suds, you duds.” (Kool Keith, “Poppa Large”)

Jan. 26th: ” And everybody got mad jokes, growth, gangs with hopes/And at the end of our ropes, cats laugh with their folks.” (Vordul Megila, “Pray”)

Jan. 27th: ”I suplexed your rep, left you ruined like the Aztecs/Parasites double-edge dice your larynx.” (Inspectah Deck, “Heaterz”)

Jan. 28th: ”Take your breath like an asthma attack/Just a slave like Flavor Flav, you’re blind to the facts.” (Xzibit, “What You See Is What You Get”)

Jan. 29th: ”From toe to ear, the kicks match the cap/Black t-shirt, yeah, it match the strap.” (Young Jeezy, “Trap Star”)

Jan. 30th: ”I got money on my beeper, dead trees on my phone/They call me Mick Jagger ‘cause I roll a lot of stones.” (Pimp C, “The Game Belongs to Me”)

Jan. 31st: ”Fantastic flow, connect the concepts/Broke niggas with beat kicks, that’s my projects.” (Sean Price, “King Kong”)

Feb. 1st: ”You don’t know your English, your verbs or your nouns/You’re just a sucker MC, you sad-faced clown.” (Run, “Sucker MCs”)

Feb. 2nd: ”Said I couldn’t rhyme – that’s funny, I stack money/Women didn’t want it, but now they yell ‘honey!’.” (Rasco, “Hold Up”)

Feb. 4th: ”Hit ‘em with an anvil and trigger a scandal/If not just to get free press off the Nigga Channel.” (MF Doom, “Doper Skiller”)

Feb. 5th: ”Since the days of speed-rapping, I’ve been snapping cats’ spinal bones/Embarrass them in front of women, take their little titles home.” (Lyrics Born, “Pack Up”)

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