At least if Cheetos Jihad took place Jonah Goldberg would be the first to go.

Tonight at eleven: Are You Panicking Enough?

Something That Could Harm ... Your Children!

And: Local Resident Makes a Difference in the Community.

All this, plus traffic and weather for the big game this weekend.

Fox News: The discerning terrorist's source for awesome new ideas.

What the fuck... seriously.

It is, of course, a relief to know that they fact check their stories as thoroughly as they background check their producers.

"No evidence linking the fires to extremists ... but IF THEY HAD DONE IT ..."

Considering every report of arsonists are that they were idiotic white bogans (bogan = (Yank) yahoo, redneck, etc) seeking cheap thrills & attention, methinks Fox is cashing in Oklahoma-City-ish.

200+ dead and they use it for their masturbatory terror porn fantasies. Fucking conservavultures. If I didn't loath them enough already, I'd be sputtering with misanthropic rage. Well, moreso.

"Bush-fires. For millions of years bush fires have ravaged our countryside, and today Fox reveals the cause - Terrorists!"

Coming up next - did terrorists kill the megafauna? And what about the dinosaurs? Asteroid impact, or something more sinister?"

Other coming jihads to be aware of:

- Raining On Your Vacation Jihad
- Your Amazon package is Sent To The Wrong Address Jihad
- The Guy At Home Depot is Kind Of A Jerk To You Jihad
- Toe Sutbbing Jihad

They're just carrying out Rupert Murdoch's Fatwah against rational thought.

Someone should add the heat vision to that photo to show how it started.

Edited at 2009-02-12 06:11 am (UTC)