Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oh to be alive in these times

According to the ever-responsible FOX News, the Australian fires signal a coming wave of 'forest jihad'. It must be true, someone said it on the internet! Plus "experts" agree!

Note also the speculation that the Secret Society of Super-Villains al-Q'aeda may be planning mass poisonings of our food supply, or, as I like to call it, 'Cheetos jihad'.
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