Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

My mind hurts

No full Idol recap today, though I watched all two hours of the end of Hollywood week with great enthusiasm, including where Tatiana Del Toro, the craziest Boricua in captivity, nearly shook herself to pieces out of sheer neurotic enthusiasm. Instead of a full rundown, I'll just give you this:

1. Jamar got totally rooked.

2. I had Frankie Jordan all picked out as my idle Idol crush for the season. Since this year lacks an obvious golden-throated, meaty Irish dame for me to obsess over a la Carly Smithson or Kat McPhee, I decided to focus on the shambolic, disheveled MILFitude of Frankie, but now that she's been cut, I don't know what direction to go in.

3. Here is a sad example of how my brain works and prevents me from ever making anything out of my life: since I have past been employed to do paid recaps of Idol, I've developed, as do many show bloggers, a sort of shorthand to take notes as I go along, which I then expand on during the actual writing. Early on, for understandable yet unforgivable reasons, my shorthand for Danny Gokey was "Dead Wife" (yes, I utilize and endorse the Michael Scott Mnemonic System). So now, every time I see him, I expect him to sing "My Wife and My Dead Wife" by Robyn Hitchcock. Marry me!
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