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Well, thanks to Glenn Beck and his merry band of flag-shirted shitbags (whom I would describe uniformly as "fat old white assholes"), I had to park eight blocks from my office. I went out at lunch (to do my taxes, ha ha!), and when I returned, I was unable to get into the parking spot I pay for because of the deployed millions of the American The Prezzy-Dint Is A Negro Party. Thanks, fuckfaces! Your protesting whatever the fuck it is you're protesting kept an actual working person from getting to his office on time! Way to stand up for the working man. Get fucked with a broken rake.

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solipsiae
Apr. 15th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)
I like to think attendance must be something like the attendance in Iraq when they toppled the SADDAM statue: over-inflated in front of the camera, woefully anemic when the shot's panned out.
ludickid
Apr. 15th, 2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
I live in South Texas, there's certainly no shortage of incredibly privileged yet pointlessly resentful white people here.
brandawg
Apr. 15th, 2009 08:24 pm (UTC)
This proves that democracy just doesn't work.
solipsiae
Apr. 15th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
I don't know how they did it, but these right-wing nutteabags:

* make WORSE whiny victims than any pinko lefty EVER
* are finally on par (visually, publically, media-wise) with PETA
* I got no #3, this shit is b a n a n a n a n a s (as long as those banananananans don't come from some brown country)
ludickid
Apr. 15th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
That's the thing: they always bitch about how leftists are whiny. But what do we whine about? Massive poverty. Environmental disasters. Unjust wars. What are THEY out there protesting? The fact that people who make more than $250,000 a year have to pay more taxes than other people. What a great cause to get behind.

roninspoon
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
There were that many people? I saw one of those protests on campus today and it was 7 guys holding 3 signs between them.
roninspoon
Apr. 15th, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
Additionally, Glenn Beck is one shit bird I wouldn't mind watching get hit by an asteroid.
feisty_robot
Apr. 15th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Not cool, man. Not cool. That asteroid had a family
lester22
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
If you haven't already heard, Glenn Beck is embarking on a stand-up comedy tour.

Apparently he's going to reimagine Thomas Paine's "Common Sense". I am going to simply imagine a reanimated Thomas Paine corpse stalking Glenn Beck, ambushing him, and strangling him with his righteous, bony hands.
roninspoon
Apr. 16th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
I just threw up in my mouth. A lot. With rage. It was like vomiting a screaming tiger that was on fire and playing the spoons.
oilyrags
Apr. 15th, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
There really should be a special variation on 'dickweed' to indicate that the weed in question is an astroturfin' dickweed.
stavner
Apr. 15th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Fakeweed?
thaitea
Apr. 16th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Don't forget that liberals also tend to whine about the rights of people who aren't white, male, rich, straight (or discreet), or Christian. Preferably Protestant. Fucking liberals.

Sorry about your parking woes. Send a letter to the Editor, and I bet they'll publish it. Are there any newspapers in San Antonio anymore?
feisty_robot
Apr. 16th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
A friend of mine called yesterday "Talk Like a Libertarian Day." Yarrr, the government be a parasite on the backs of entrepreneurs, me hearties.
bisonfish
Apr. 16th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
I thought I might share a heartwarming story about parking problems with you. In 1997 when our current 'Labour' government was elected, Giles Wilson, son of Harold, past Labour Prime Minister, stormed into the school where he was a teacher (and my father in law was Head) and said to the Head:

'I'm sorry I'm late. The lesbians have taken all the parking spaces.'

That story is way more Hampstead than Texas, I grant you.
stevegreen
Apr. 18th, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
Beck and Hannity featured on Charlie Brooker's BBC4 series Newswipe this week. That 9-12 tearfest still cracks me up.
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