Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Monster Trucks for Jesus suffers a setback

Poll #1389474 Johnny Jihad

The dick-lick down the street from me has taken the obnoxious "JIHAD WATCH" and "OUTLAW SHARIA" stickers off his giant truck. What is the reason?

He has miraculously wised up and has stopped being a dolt.
0(0.0%)
He has gotten tired of fighting and has decided to surrender to the global terror jihad.
0(0.0%)
The international Islamist conspiracy has been defeated.
3(3.9%)
Since you're moving, he figures he's already conquered the forces of terror on his block.
7(9.2%)
He's selling his truck.
21(27.6%)
His wife made him do it.
6(7.9%)
He's going undercover because he thinks if spies of the Barack HUSSEIN Obama regime see his stickers, they will lock him up in P.C. jail.
22(28.9%)
Officer Mohammed of the SAPD keeps giving him tickets.
7(9.2%)
He has converted to Islam, voluntarily or otherwise.
7(9.2%)
Some other reason (see Comments).
3(3.9%)
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