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Monster Trucks for Jesus suffers a setback

Poll #1389474 Johnny Jihad

The dick-lick down the street from me has taken the obnoxious "JIHAD WATCH" and "OUTLAW SHARIA" stickers off his giant truck. What is the reason?

He has miraculously wised up and has stopped being a dolt.
0(0.0%)
He has gotten tired of fighting and has decided to surrender to the global terror jihad.
0(0.0%)
The international Islamist conspiracy has been defeated.
3(3.9%)
Since you're moving, he figures he's already conquered the forces of terror on his block.
7(9.2%)
He's selling his truck.
21(27.6%)
His wife made him do it.
6(7.9%)
He's going undercover because he thinks if spies of the Barack HUSSEIN Obama regime see his stickers, they will lock him up in P.C. jail.
22(28.9%)
Officer Mohammed of the SAPD keeps giving him tickets.
7(9.2%)
He has converted to Islam, voluntarily or otherwise.
7(9.2%)
Some other reason (see Comments).
3(3.9%)

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roseyv
Apr. 24th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
I would like to believe it is the first thing, but I suspect it's more along the lines of "he gave the truck to his kid, and the kid actually has to face the other kids at school every day, so he scraped the stickers off himself to avoid social humiliation."
gloomchen
Apr. 24th, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
Some crazy liberal bastard on his block decided to tear them off?

Someone actually tore bumper stickers off my car in a Country Kitchen parking lot once. They were pro-choice stickers. Classy, those morally upstanding pro-lifers.
lester22
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Car wash.
anne_jumps
Apr. 24th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
Making room for other, crazier stickers.
agent13
Apr. 25th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)
He missed his old "peeing Calvin" decals.
also_huey
Apr. 25th, 2009 04:11 am (UTC)
Someone helpfully removed all of the valve stems from his tires.

Every night.

For a month.
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