Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Monday Banana Poll: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT BUY CRATES OR BARRELS AT CRATE & BARREL?

A story:

When Oliver Miller was a center for the Phoenix Suns basketball team, he explained his massive weight gain thus: when his team would win, he would reward himself by eating an Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box. When his team would lose, he would punish himself by eating two Ultimate Cheeseburgers from Jack in the Box.

And now, a poll.
Poll #1416090 Politics of the Sneaker Pimps

How many pairs of shoes do you own, and what is your sex?

1-5 pairs, and I am a fella
30(32.6%)
1-5 pairs, and I am a lady
8(8.7%)
6-10 pairs, and I am a fella
17(18.5%)
6-10 pairs, and I am a lady
11(12.0%)
11-20 pairs, and I am a fella
4(4.3%)
11-20 pairs, and I am a lady
14(15.2%)
21-50 pairs, and I am a fella
2(2.2%)
21-50 pairs, and I am a lady
5(5.4%)
51-100 pairs, and I am a fella
0(0.0%)
51-100 pairs, and I am a lady
1(1.1%)
more than 100 pairs, and I am a fella
0(0.0%)
more than 100 pairs, and I am a lady
0(0.0%)
I do not wear shoes
0(0.0%)
I object to your gender-restrictive zzzzzzzz
0(0.0%)

You ever hunt somethin'?

fuck no
58(63.0%)
fuck yeah
11(12.0%)
fuck yeah and I kilt it too
5(5.4%)
the fuck are you talkin' about?
3(3.3%)
fuck
15(16.3%)

How awesome is that Oliver Miller story up top there?

awesome
13(14.4%)
super awesome
13(14.4%)
amazingly super awesome
7(7.8%)
I did not find it awesome at all because I suck
9(10.0%)
it's pretty awesome, but not as awesome as the fact that when Oliver Miller got super fat, Charles Barkley offered to be his weight loss trainer, because who better to help you lose weight than a big old fat dude?
48(53.3%)

Check each of the 15 largest U.S. cities in which you have spent time.

New York, NY
3(3.4%)
Los Angeles, CA
0(0.0%)
Chicago, IL
0(0.0%)
Houston, TX
0(0.0%)
Phoenix, AZ
0(0.0%)
Philadelphia, PA
0(0.0%)
San Antonio, TX
0(0.0%)
San Diego, CA
0(0.0%)
Dallas, TX
0(0.0%)
San Jose, CA
0(0.0%)
Detroit, MI
0(0.0%)
Jacksonville, FL
0(0.0%)
San Francisco, CA
1(1.1%)
Indianapolis, IN
0(0.0%)
Columbus, OH
0(0.0%)

Incorrectly quote "The Big Lebowski".

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