When Oliver Miller was a center for the Phoenix Suns basketball team, he explained his massive weight gain thus: when his team would win, he would reward himself by eating an Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box. When his team would lose, he would punish himself by eating two Ultimate Cheeseburgers from Jack in the Box.
And now, a poll.
How many pairs of shoes do you own, and what is your sex?
You ever hunt somethin'?
How awesome is that Oliver Miller story up top there?
Check each of the 15 largest U.S. cities in which you have spent time.
Incorrectly quote "The Big Lebowski".