Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
Imagine you are a lifetime account-holder on a venerable blogging/social networking site. You log in one morning, and are immediately asked to contend with the sentence "Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires". What possible gesture could be sufficient to convey your feelings on this matter?