Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oh, LJ Writer's Block, you're so delighfully idiotic

Writer's Block

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?


Imagine you are a lifetime account-holder on a venerable blogging/social networking site. You log in one morning, and are immediately asked to contend with the sentence "Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires". What possible gesture could be sufficient to convey your feelings on this matter?
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