Writer's Block
Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
Imagine you are a lifetime account-holder on a venerable blogging/social networking site. You log in one morning, and are immediately asked to contend with the sentence "Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires". What possible gesture could be sufficient to convey your feelings on this matter?
Comments
Twilight's vampire baseball scene = Harry Potter Quidditch scenes. Supernatural beings don't need human sports. PLEASE.
How would you adequately accommodate a centaur in a cubicle?
coating the stake with glittersharpening a miniature Louisville Slugger.Edited at 2009-08-04 02:51 pm (UTC)
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