Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Jon & Kate + Mindless Hate

I would have gone in a different direction with this.

1. Do not marry a horrible manipulative shrew.

2. If you violate Rule #1, DO NOT HAVE EIGHT CHILDREN.

3. If you violate Rule #2, you're pretty well sunk, but at least try to stay out of the public eye as much as possible.

4. I mean, like, keep your affairs away from papparazzi and gossip columnists.

4a. In particular, don't have an affair WITH a gossip columnist.

5. Don't star in your own highly popular televised reality show.

5a. Especially if you are pretty much a dick.

6. I know this one is really closing the barn door behind the horse, but don't be an obvious dick.
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