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Jon & Kate + Mindless Hate

I would have gone in a different direction with this.

1. Do not marry a horrible manipulative shrew.

2. If you violate Rule #1, DO NOT HAVE EIGHT CHILDREN.

3. If you violate Rule #2, you're pretty well sunk, but at least try to stay out of the public eye as much as possible.

4. I mean, like, keep your affairs away from papparazzi and gossip columnists.

4a. In particular, don't have an affair WITH a gossip columnist.

5. Don't star in your own highly popular televised reality show.

5a. Especially if you are pretty much a dick.

6. I know this one is really closing the barn door behind the horse, but don't be an obvious dick.

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drownedinink
Aug. 4th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm still just trying to comprehend how I'm living in a post-industrial society where having more children than is economically feasible for almost everyone is deserving of instant fame, much less constant media attention.
anne_jumps
Aug. 4th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
Because of our ~RESPECT FOR LIIIIIIIFE~

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