Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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TASTEFUL SAN ANTONIO: The Groupening

And now it’s time for your SAN ANTONIO MEETUP.COM MONTHLY ROUNDUP! Apparently, a whole bunch of new groups have formed since July, because the people of SATX need something to do in the constant 100-degree weather. What does Meetup.com suggest I do with my time?

- SAN ANTONIO TEA ENTHUSIASTS

Hmmm. Well, I like tea and all, but I wouldn’t exactly describe my feelings towards it as ‘enthusiastic’. Unless “tea” is a code word for something else.

- THE SAN MARCOS CONSOLE GAMING MEETUP GROUP

I’m not gonna drive all the way to San Marcos just to hear people yelling at Dean for not guarding the flank.

- THE SAN ANTONIO NUDE MASSAGE SESSIONS FOR WOMEN

Are you sure you mean just for women? You don’t maybe mean “featuring women”? Because if you do, I’m on board.


- SAN ANTONIO BAND OF BROTHERS

Actually, I’ve been trying to avoid being killed in a horrible global war lately. But thanks!

- THE SAN ANTONIO VOICE ACTING MEETUP GROUP

“Well, folks, this is our 93rd consecutive meeting where no one has reported getting any work. We’re lagging way behind our L.A. and NYC chapters, I can’t figure it out.”

- HEALTH BY CHOICE

Okay, that’s judgmental and smug, but could you throw in a meaningless New Agey buzzword?

- HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES GROUP

Aaah, that’s the stuff.

- SAN MARCOS BIKER CLUB

Look, I wasn’t gonna drive 40 miles to learn how to speed-type “FAGGx0RZ”, I’m certainly not gonna drive 40 miles to get curb-stomped.

- SAN ANTONIO TRANSFORMATION FITNESS BOOT CAMP

Near as I can tell, this is some kind of radical shoe-repair cult.

- SOUTH TEXAS BUSINESS OBJECTS USER GROUP

This is either the dullest or the most sinister-sounding group on the roster.
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