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Seriously, who is writing these things? I am picturing a 14-year-old Uzbeki farm girl who speaks only the English she has learned from Teen Vogue's website.

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quba
Aug. 25th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
Wow, man you made me laugh like a bully woodpecker who is laughing at hurting your feelings.
shashalnikya
Aug. 25th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
I once had a fish who made me feel like less of a man.
happinesstogo
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
All day I have been disappointed with my friends' list that has failed to make fun of this. Finally, someone bites!
bisonfish
Aug. 25th, 2009 07:24 am (UTC)
I've often felt belittled by horses. But my spam inbox is full of cures for that. Otherwise, only mythological creatures have actually hurt my feelings.
conrad_zaar
Aug. 25th, 2009 10:10 am (UTC)
I was attacked by a squirrel once when I was a kid.
prettykate
Aug. 25th, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously?! Me too! I had to have rabies shots.
janet_t_okeefe
Aug. 26th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
Me three. My brothers set up a trap and squished it flat. Or is it squashed?
eatsoylentgreen
Aug. 25th, 2009 12:13 pm (UTC)
they're consistently ridiculous
littlewashu
Aug. 25th, 2009 12:26 pm (UTC)
Well, Henry didn't sleep with me last night, and this morning I had a terrible nightmare, for which I hold him to blame. So, yeah, a cat hurt my feelings. Take that.
uvula_fr_b4
Aug. 25th, 2009 12:38 pm (UTC)
When I was a teenager, one of my parents' cats -- the heavier one -- once awoke me from a sound sleep on the couch by leaping onto my crotch with his claws extended. He very nearly became the first cat to be launched into orbit sans spacecraft.

So yeah, I've had my nads hurt by an animal. (In Guylandese: nads = feelings.)
ortho_bob
Aug. 25th, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
A gibbon once harshly critiqued my cravat, but aside from that, no.
calamityjon
Aug. 25th, 2009 04:05 pm (UTC)
I once saw a civet harshly critique Michael Gambon, so we have something in common.
oilyrags
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Sure you're not thinking of the time Neil Gaiman harshly critiqued the Honda Civic?
calamityjon
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
I think it might have been the time that Henry Fonda had an unpleasant vacation in the Caymans.
oilyrags
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)
to be fair, being attacked by a caiman and an anaconda would do that to anyone.
calamityjon
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
What's this about Anna Karenina and a gay man?
oilyrags
Aug. 25th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
I think I'm done
janehex
Aug. 25th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
I think my dog favors Brian over me. :( :(
roseyv
Aug. 25th, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
THE DINGO TOOK MY SENSE OF SELF-WORTH!!!
anne_jumps
Aug. 25th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
In all seriousness, a horse was once a complete jerk to me.
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